my tits are a national treasure

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[literarysext]

I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store

[rnemory]

This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways

[unbotheredmuse]

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

[hajnarus]

poor baby Jonathan ;-;

[mothman-pseudanthium]

[pathfindernerds]

“I just feel so dead inside…”

“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”

[bear-maximum-deactivated2021090]

reanimate my will to live

[feebledungeons]

Wake me up inside

[hannahvevo]

“that must be the uvula”

“oh, so its a girl house”

[okay]

Do Not Blame Her

Do not blame her for being too emotional

Do not blame her for feeling too much

Do not blame her for laughing at her loudest

Do not blame her for thinking like there’s no tomorrow

Do not blame her for playing a song repeatedly

Do not blame her for putting on her make up

Do not blame her for going out bare-faced

Do not blame her for just being herself

[egberts]

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

[jodiefoster]

me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare

[okay]

i am 

made of water

of course i am emotional

[anxietyproblem]

[studyandstorms-deactivated20250]

I cannot stress this enough- Build a routine. Build Habits. Wake up every day and get used to being productive, one day at a time. Do this for long enough and eventually you’ll be at your goal without even realising it. 

[weloveshortvideos]

1 year old trying to order magdonnas

[egberts]

kadabra following you is literally terrifying

[anachronic-cobra]

[remanedur]

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

they tore down my childhood home in istanbul. i visited last winter break and saw this nine foot statue in its place

[joeshmo]

Caillou, stealer of souls, destroyer of homes

[stimman3000]

.

[deathdaydreamm]

[wizardbreasts]

[stickyfrogs]

Today’s Best Behaved Frog was NOT Voigt.

[itsbetterthananal]

the look of a pure menace

[sloppystyle]

Out on the town !

[fieldbears]

oh my god  oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god