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EVERYBODY PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

Party Poison captured in eye shadow finished just in time for danger days' 10th anniversary

[killrockstar]

pissing me the fuck off

[robochai]

JON 2 (½)

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[bostonfleetbutch]

michael james way bread compilation

[mychemicalraymance]

[theblackparadeisdead]

Only an IV, antibiotics, and a blood test so far and we're already at 600 dollars for this vet stay 😭 here's my venmo if anyone has the means to and wants to help out

[theblackparadeisdead]

Huge huge huge thank you to everyone who has sent something <3 i cant thank you guys enough. if you donate/already donated anything to me on paypal or venmo, dm me with proof and I'll do a pen and ink drawing (examples pictured) of pretty much whatever you want as long as it's sfw, and we can work out a way to get the drawing to you. I wish I could do more to thank you guys. I meant to make this addition earlier but it's been kind of insane around here today 😭

Examples:

[hesitantalien2014]

who up contemplating it all

[hesitantalien2014]

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

in almost every other children's book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she's shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like

[roach-works]

look, here’s the thing: alice in wonderland’s enduring fucking charm is that it perfectly captures the vibe of being a very tired and annoyed child who is nonetheless required to play along with adult nonsense.

alice is dragged from place to place without warning, forced to play stupid games with no good prizes, grilled over her schooling and manners and recitation and dress, scolded, judged, insulted to her face, sent away, given gifts she didn’t ask for and doesn’t like, corrected incorrectly, been subject to shifting and arbitrary rules, and then when she gets snappish with all this bullshit everyone acts like a little girl’s temper is the end of the fucking world.

alice in wonderland isn’t a drug trip or a nightmare or a metaphor, that’s just what being ten years old is LIKE. that’s why kids love it so much. even if they can’t quite articulate how, they recognize themselves in it.

[bewires]

100% accurate. adding to which her body is constantly going through massive changes she did not expect to happen and every time they do she has to totally reorient herself in the place she is in and no one seems to think this is at all strange or traumatizing

[girlgerard]

i love how gerard way saw rosy ronkey and instantly went “holy fuck she’s so me” cause i also, upon seeing an art doll of a little donkey girl with a red coat and a ruffled skirt, would go “holy fuck she’s so gerard way”

[girlgerard]

they’re right though. like who else COULD she be!

that’s gerard way!

[adamsecrets]

Raverday at Disneyland

Summer of 2013

[mychemicalraymance]

black sheep

[sapphling]

you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police

[kiiraes]

gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

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[batmanshole]

hi i hope this is ok to add on to but here are some i noticed you didn’t have also my phone is running at like 2fps trying to type this so i hope this goes through…

[brattylikestoeat]

[creative-anchorage]

I was going to transcribe this, but looked it up instead after seeing the username. Brown Butter Brownies from Broma Bakery!

[belovedmuerto]

The single serve double chocolate chip cookies that I pretty religiously make like four times a week are from Broma Bakery and they are so decadent and rich and amazing, I def recommend their recipes.

[taylorrepdetective]

An example of the master of spin who has always had PopCrave in his back pocket, here is this tweet headline:

Which sounds pretty positive right? A picture of him smiling. It’s all good and peace love and understanding , right brother?

But here is the article, which is far from flattering:

What the Hell Is Going On in Scooter Braun’s Empire?

First Justin Bieber, then Demi Lovato, then Ariana Grande: reports of artists leaving Scooter Braun’s management stable have been piling up

How many people will form their opinions based on the tweet and not read that article? This is what is meant by the master of spin and the hero flying around saving face.

What exactly is going on? No one knows! But the fact that they didn’t do a preemptive lovey dovey press release about a mutual parting of ways and a “we still are great friends and highly respect each other and wish nothing but the best for each other” publicity campaign (even Taylor and Scott borchetta did that when she left Big Machine) and it’s really all about scooter being too important to be a lowly talent manager anymore, tells me all I need to know that this is not how scooter wanted this to go down.

[deactivated1053489]

Strongly believe that Frank Iero is straight since he has said multiple times he is but the Wide Bisexual image is forever

[deactivated1053489]

This is a sacred text to me

[el-rayas]

It should be more magical