Lmoa @swlzz - Tumblr Blog

“coming of age” books and movies are so stupid like being a teenager isn’t about having sex and going to parties it’s about staring out your car window after hanging out with your old best friends who you haven’t seen in months and realizing that you aren’t actually friends anymore and that your childhood has been well and truly dead since you were thirteen

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a sjw broke into my house and installed league of legends on my computer

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*bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to si

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that-edm-life

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im the dj screaming w laughter

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I think about this at least once a day.

tacomel420

working in customer service be like

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source

medusabraids

i’m losing my fucking mind (x)

kscotter

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

newyorkcityhomo

THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME I CANNOT IM DONE

fourglasseyes

captainfalloutfries

im gonna kill myself laughing one of these days

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lab-note

hotterthanhellgothica

Omg so beautiful but I’ve never seen them in different colors! 💓💓💓

topographicocean

real jelly boi hours

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thegreateyeofsauron

a picture can say a thousand words and here they're all slurs

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obsessed with the idea of angels seeing the first human death.

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ITS JUST SO FUNNY LIKE EJJFJWKIFIIF

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angels see a human die for the first time and be like “thats wild lmao wyd after this?”

unholyhymns

the angels watching Cain kill Abel:

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The angels when they saw Abel in heaven:

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This is so funny because it implies God never told angels anything about how humans work.

its-stag

This is how he looks.

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khealywu

this is so bad this is the worst thing

startledserpent

This is by far the most cursed thing I’ve seen in my fucking life

becherdireinen

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

shangheists

well if you close your eyes

bandanawaddledee

MISS ASHLEY SLAE?????????????? WIOHUIJAWUIGW37TGUI4HT89H4EGIOHA8YW94HR

uncancellable

kaiserneko

korratea

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

marvelousmichaelmidnight

IN A ROW?

laurakvstheworld

oh my god the lipsync on this is so good

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[Mako: You sucked that guys dick? Korra: Yeah…how do you think I knew that he… Mako: wait, but you said that you only had sex with three different guys! You never mentioned him! Korra: Because I never HAD sex with him! Mako: You sucked his dick! – Mako: What?! Something like 36? Korra: Lower your voice… Mako: Wait, what is that anyways, something like 36? Does that include me? Korra: ….You’re 37 Mako: I’m 37?! Korra: I’m going to class! Mako: uhh, my god! – Mako: 37! My girlfriend’s sucked 37 dicks! Bolin: In a row?]