All the sharp pretty things

Jewish, trans, far left. I love hedgehogs.

[etherea1ity]

Bluebell Field, Dorset by Simone bryne

[ur-daily-inspiration]

“Someday you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.” ♡

[catchymemes]

[probablybadrpgideas]

A spell called “Literally Fucking Nothing” that uses all your spell slots and does literally nothing

[petrichortiefling-deactivated20]

Chronic fatigue.

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

Chronic fatigue

[socialpants]

Chronic fatigue

[necromancelena]

Girl i am in awe of your tism

[mysharona1987]

[spacemuffinz]

Politicians debating climate change, by Isaac Cordal

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

Hope I got the whole thing. Here you go. A lesson on how language effects perception of slavery.

[pasu-chan]

Inktober day 31 - Crawl

What an appetising worm :). I wanted to finish the challenge with a bang. Hope you like it!

[starspangledtightsman]

Welp my car just emptied my savings account so if anyone wants to help my PayPal is @roamingelf13 and my venmo is @kendrick-cronin

[greelin]

if i want to listen to the same song sixty-four times in a row that’s my own business. it’s between me and god. this is a private dance

[zinjanthropusboisei]

“Uprisings and revolutions are often considered to be spontaneous, but less visible long-term organizing and groundwork - or underground work - often laid the foundation.”

My twin got me a signed copy of Hope in the Dark by Rebecca Solnit for our birthday, and it’s been a comforting read this winter break.

[theplantqueer]

[ID: a four: panel comic called “Mushroomed”, showing one mushroom, a small cluster of mushrooms, a cluster with a mycelial network below the ground, and then a scene beneath some trees with many varied mushrooms springing up from the ground all over the place. The text reads: “After a rain mushrooms appear on the surface of the earth as if from nowhere. Many do so from a vast underground fungus that remains invisible and unknown. What we call mushrooms, mycologists call the fruiting body of the larger, less visible fungus. (Uprisings and revolutions are often considered to be spontaneous.) - from Hope in the Dark, Rebecca Solnit. signed CEL. /end ID]

[agentdalecooper]

today i was talking to my coworker jess and she said to me “i’ve been trying to think of how to tell my husband that i want a horse. i’m really non confrontational and i don’t know how to tell him. like, thanks for the flowers, but i want a horse.” and i was like, “well, you could always send him subliminal messages. like tape pictures of horses all over the walls and stuff” and she gave me this really weird look and was like “i said divorce not horse“ oh my god…

[agentdalecooper]

classic material

[valtsv]

the only 2 base designs for wizards are weird grandpa and twink

[valtsv]

for illustrative purposes

[valtsv]

AWAB (All Wizards Are Bastards)

[variouslystated]

allow me to add this

[winterwolvesgames]

Very important information should you decide to visit my home! #cats

[princesstigerbelle]

that’s a blob with eyes

[dailyavengers]

SEBASTIAN STAN AS BUCKY BARNES CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR (2016)

[kibumkim]

this is so fucking funny like if u want ur drink earlier then come earlier dumb ass

[kibumkim]

that would be the smart thing to do instead of insulting starbucks on twitter cause someone ordered a caramel frappe and u got all in ur feels about it

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

That’s a cheaper drink, too. ‘Hey company, you should prioritize me because I spend less money at your establishment and feel superior to customers who order what your company is most known for’ Not likely to make much headway

But you’d think first maybe they’d be like ‘hey the workers are overtaxed and there should be another worker to take the strain off and make it go faster’, first, too.

[aleshakills]

If there’s only one barista, who’s running the express line?

[madqueensarah]

Also, there kind of is an ‘express’ lane? It’s available to nice regular customers.

Genuinely. I learn the baristas’ names (they’ve all got name tags, it’s not hard), smile, if there’s no queue and they’re not super busy I’ll ask about how they’re doing, compliment the coffees (”Yeeeeah Eliza makes awesome lattes!”), and the only complaint I’ve ever made was: “Hey, er, there’s no caramel syrup in this.” “Oh! I’ll make you a new one.” “Can you just put the syrup in the top?” “That’s not how we make it. It’ll taste different.” “Babe it’s coffee I don’t care.”

If the person on the bar doesn’t have a line of drinks to make, mine starts getting made the second I walk in. If there’s a queue because there’s one person at the counter who hasn’t decided what they want, I get handed my coffee before I even ask for it. They’ve purposefully gone through the cups to get me a ‘winner’. They’ve given me a month’s worth of ‘free coffee’ vouchers, meant for their 100th customer of the year but the 8 people in before me weren’t polite. There was even one specific barista who charged me for small lattes, whilst making me large caramel lattes because she was proving her point that their chain were nicer than a competing chain.

Just be nice, and you’ll have less stuff to complain about. People generally want to help, don’t give them a reason not to.

[badbitchbeauchamp]

Another note, Starbucks has an app that you can use to preorder your drink and come pick it up, it’ll be already done and waiting for you when you walk in the door. THAT is the express lane, and if dipshit chose to stand in a 45 minute line for his 4 dollar half coffee half ice he’s not just wrong, he’s stupid.

[onwardsmynoblesteve]

Ok but what the hell does this guy mean by ‘professional’ customer Is yelling at Starbucks baristas their day job or smth?

[jakemorph]

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

[jakemorph]

Cain really did fuck around and find out

[nyanbinyuri]

cain: hey i wonder what’d happen if i hit abel over the head with this rock

abel: *just fucking drops like a sack of hammers*

cain:

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

They were shepards. They knew what killing was.

[injuries-in-dust]

Abel was the shepherd, who had given given an offering of meat to the alter of God. God accepted it gratefully

They absolutely knew what killing was. For food and offerings to God.

Cain was a farmer, who gave an offering of fruits and grains to the alter of god. God was, basically like, the meat was better.

Cain, jealous that his brother got all the praise and attention for giving meat, while he was looked upon less favourably for giving grain- which was something neither of them could control because these were their god-given roles in life (literally). Got angry and struck Abel down.

Cain got angry with Abel, for something God did.

[haveievermentioned]

Abel gave first lambs, Cain did not give first fruits. That was why God was mad.