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oozey mess

#extradirty
Noah Kahan

roma★
EXPECTATIONS
art blog(derogatory)

pixel skylines

Love Begins

if i look back, i am lost
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
hello vonnie
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Mike Driver
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

shark vs the universe
d e v o n
Today's Document

ellievsbear
seen from Argentina

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seen from Greece
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@swordofgryffindor
“you have nice hands” means finger me like that’s it
okay y’all real talk
what social media platform are we all collectively moving to
hell
great!!!! see you there my dude
and then god said
that’s how it is on this bitch of an earth
that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.
Stephen Hillenburg really did just sit down and define an entire generation’s sense of humor in like 3 seasons of a television show
Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble
That’s why Californians are like that
Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly
*rips off my bra and throws it across the room* me: I am tired of that
This getting dark early has me getting in bed at 5:30 like ok goodnight.
sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning
Learn how to swim Bitch
i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems
i got really mad at red today
this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you
not to sound like an old woman with an enchanted mirror begging at the side of a medieval road but it’s amazing how much greed has become a publicly acceptable attribute and one day and possibly soon we WILL pay for it
sometimes you just gotta indulge your inner 13yo and play online dress up games for 3 hours straight