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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 5 POLL 3
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Starscream (Transformers)
Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog)
PROPAGANDA:
[Starscream]
"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."
"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."
"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."
"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."
"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."
Starscream propaganda from last season
[Eggman]
"he has a lot of robo-kids and a lot of ppl prefer him mpregged, then Stone."
"He didn't win last year and I need him pregnant. I think he should win so he can carry his and Stone's baby, because obviously the only person smart enough to carry his kids is himself."
"He’s Eggman, it’s in the name."
Eggman propaganda from last season
Vote Starscream so I can write more mech preg !
Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.
Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was stupid.
This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the “stupid fucking crabs” into moving so we could count them properly.
SCIENCE
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I have witnessed:
Two professors hiding around a corner and snickering, “Shhh, here she comes!” While a female professor approached and, when she finally found them, she proceeded to scream while pointing from one to the other, “You! I called your office but you weren’t there! So I tried to call YOUR office to figure out where HE was but YOU weren’t there!”
Two grad students standing outside a closed and locked door yelling, “Come out of the damn office. You haven’t left for days. If you didn’t have a couch in there I’d be concerned as to where you were sleeping!”
A religious studies professor apologizing for being late to class because, “security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit”
Watched a professor snort the results of my experiment to determine if I had the right final compound.
Two archeology professors toss priceless fossilized teeth back and forth in an attempt to figure out who is smarter by “guessing the type of tooth and species of animal before it lands”
Multiple fully degreed individuals throw dry ice at one another in an attempt to be first to use the lab/get that piece of equipment/or change the iPod song.
A genetics professor build furniture out of stacks of paper and planks of wood because she is that far behind in grading papers/responding. One of the impromptu furniture pieces housed a fish tank.
I could go on but I think that covers the larger portion of the insanity…
Every time it comes around on my dash, it gets better.
- I have had a professor buy a huge fuckoff bottle of rum during fieldwork in Costa Rica and let the undergrads get wasted because “you’re not underage in Costa Rica and we’ll be up all night with the bats anyway!”
- Same professor hung a bat from her headlamp and wore it as a decoration for an entire night.
- A whole swarm of older women - and these are women with PhDs and world-renown bat experts, the bigwigs - all, to a woman, go to the formal charity dinner at an international research symposium in Toronto in late October dressed in skimpy Batgirl costumes. Because Halloween was that weekend, you see.
- At a different conference, a professor get blackout drunk and pass out on the side of the road.
- “Yeah, we have to say we did it properly for the grant but to be really honest, Miracle-gro works better.”
- Teaching lab: we had liquid nitrogen for a demo, and after class the professor, the other TA, and I spent a good two hours freezing and breaking things in it.
a chemistry class begins with 30 students nine months later just six of us left sitting on tables dipping paper into contaminated chemicals to see what happens when we burn it teacher making idle suggestions while he marks our work
“go to the fume hood thing, yeah now put some potassium in chlorine” can i burn the results sir? “fuck it sure whatever its tainted anyway”
The prof I’m working for just asked me if I knew how to pick a lock, and when I responded “yes” she replied, “see, this is why I hire the former delinquents instead of the suck-ups. You’re actually useful.”
I then let her into her office.
“Security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit.” I would bet anything this has happened to Dr. Medievalist.
Semi-related non-academic anecdote: The concert hall security guys tried to throw out our violone player in between performances this spring because they thought he was a homeless guy. Despite the fact that he was wearing concert black… and carrying a violone. There is no more obvious instrument.
One of my English Professors admitted that sometimes “you just have to do a soliloquy” and would phone up the main office of the department on the internal phoneline to recite a Shakespearean monologue at them. No greeting, no warning, just “To be or not to be”.
every time i read this stuff i think about how upset vulcans would be to meet earth’s greatest scientific minds
In hs i got sprayed with gunk from an eyeball while my lab partner just laghed. And then had to explain to a few people later on what was on my shirt
do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.
Me: *Goes to order pizza*
Anxiety: BITCH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING???!?!?! YOU CAN’T DO THAT! THEY’LL GET THE ORDER WRONG! THEY’LL OVERCHARGE YOU AND THEN THE DELIVERY GUY IS GONNA JUDGE YO ASS FOR YOUR TASTE IN PIZZA THEN YO CLOTHES TO THE WAY YOU TALK AND THEN FUCKIN TALK SHIT BOUT U AT WORK AND THEN PURPOSEFULLY GET YOUR ORDER WRONG EVERY SINGE TIME AFTER THAT ALKFHSMDQPIGBDALDSHF
Me: *handing the phone to my bf* honey, can you order? I don’t think I can do it right now...
BF: Gotchu, Babe.
Anxiety: *opens its fucking mouth again* He’s gonna get the order-
Me: STFU, Anxiety.
Trying out the undertale idea generator
Okay. This is ADORABLE. Look at those two cuties! Yeah, Flowey is my second least favorite character, but he is still all cute when embarrassed. It's especially adorable when Papyrus does something to make him that way. 10/10 on Cute scale.
A Small Guide to Make You Feel Better
*Please remember to keep a positive attitude while doing this. A simple thought can change your outlook on this entirely.
Okay, so. Earlier this year, when I started to talk to my counselor, I began to think of ways to help myself cope with my anxiety and depression. Both of them had caused me to nearly fail the semester and my self esteem suffered. I began to feel ashamed that I wasn't doing anything productive at all.
I don't know if anyone else suffers from this, but here is a quick guide that ended up making me feel better in a long run.
Get a notebook/piece of paper.
Once you have one, do the following:
Write the date in the margin.
Do a bullet point next to it.
After doing those two things, You've started a list for that day! A list for what, though?
It is a list of things you have done that day. The things you do can be big or small, it depends on how you view them. An example of my list is this:
XX/XX/XXXX
I woke up.
I got out of bed.
I ate a little.
I took a shower.
I brushed my teeth.
I changed my clothes.
Etc...
That is six things already that I did. And it was just the morning.
And if you consider these things small, good on you! Go do more exciting things in your day! Finish that project! Work on that WIP! You can do it!
But, if these things are big things for you, it's completely okay. You are doing your best and if you accomplished even one of these, I am so PROUD of you. And you should be proud of yourself.
If any of you feel like this helps, don't be afraid to share it with others. I've been doing mine for months and I genuinely feel better. I'm not going to lie and say I don't have my bad days, because I do. I recently had a lot of bad days that made me forget about that list. But, I came back to it. And as I go, I see myself doing more and more things.
I hope this helps someone out there. <3
Another HorrorPap! I like drawing him. He makes for great practice. But here he is! I drew him in a Wendy's.
Non-Boring Environments that need Fantasy Representation
Tropical Rainforests
Scrubland/Dry Forests. For extra effect make them the sort that burn very often; some native plants never germinate until after a fire, and some animals not only rely on fire to smoke out prey, but may even start them themselves.
Savannas/Tropical Grasslands
Temperate Rainforests. I almost didn’t include this bc New Zealand is covered in them, and that’s where they filmed Lord of the Rings. But tbh, no one really knows about them, so it belongs here
Taiga Forests
Barren Tundra, perfect for some extreme seasonal dichotomy
Polar Ice Sheets
Desert-Grasslands (arguably the same as Scrubland but Australia’s good at adding its own twists)
Barren Desert
If you like Cacti, look at American Deserts like the Sonoran
Salt Flats
Soda Lakes and Alkaline Lakes
Madagascar’s Karst Limestone Formations
Madagascar’s Spiny Forests
Madagascar’s Baobab Forests
Madagascar’s Subhumid Forests (Madagascar is cool as hell ok)
Danxia Landforms
Badlands/Mountainous Deserts
Steppes and Highland Prairies
Flood Basalts
Newly-Formed Islands, still rife with Volcanic activity
Now for Underwater Environments, sure Coral Reefs are cool.
But there are SO MANY other kinds of environments for aquatic settings, it’s unbelievable:
Seaside Cliffs
Archipelagos. Not just Tropical Island chains like Polynesia (Moana anyone?) but also Coldwater Archipelagos like the Aleutians.
Tidal Flats
Bayous/Cypress Swamps
Tropical River Basins, AKA Seasonally Flooded Rainforests
Mangrove Swamps/Deltas/Beaches
Kelp Forests
The Open Ocean
Coastal Seabeds
Rocky Beaches with Tidepools
And there are a LOT more I could name but this post is already obscenely long as is, if you’d like to toss in your own go right ahead, but my point is if you limit yourself to European Deciduous Forests you’re a wimp.
On one hand, YES. HELL YES. Beautiful varied terrain full of beauty and LIFE! On the other hand MY mind immediately went to video games, then I thought about how I’d have to navigate these areas, then I went ahead and pre-hated these levels
Im working on that bsrren desert baby. Already got the chapters written, just gotta finish the book and all its glory. And that rainforest? And Swamps? That's book two.
Have a Horrortale Papyrus! I felt like drawing a spookie boy today! He turned out better than I expected. I'm really happy with the way he looks. Tip: Remember guys, if you push yourself to do things you haven't done before, you can improve. You've just got to push yourself out of your comfort zone! (I am by no means a pro at art. I still cant draw a human face. But one day I will.)
New Story: New Cravings
This is in the same series as with No Name and New Names. It’s pure fluff. No mentions of anything in this one like there was in the other two. I wrote this one today in thanks for the coffee that sesurescue gave me. I hope you all enjoy!
AO3 Link
Title: New Cravings
Pairing: UnderTale Papyrus/UnderTale Grillby (Papby)
Rating: GA (General Audiences)
Warnings: Skeleton Pregnancy, Fluff, Tooth Aching Fluff, Complaining, Papyrus hates everything, Grillby’s just amused, so is everyone else, and one Snippy Pappy
New Story: No Name
Hey there guys, this is the first SFW fic that I will be posting here. I want you guys to know that while this is SFW, it deals with heavy and dark themes. I hope you guys understand that.
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Title: No Name
Pairing: Papyrus/Grillby (Papby)
Rating: M(Mature)
Note: The story is best read without reading the warnings, but for those with triggers, they will be included below.
Trigger Warnings: Mentions of Past Attempted Suicide, Mentions of Past Miscarriage, Heavy Angst, Fluff, Comfort, Worry, Depression, Soul Comfort, Cuddles. Please, for the love of stars, tell me if I missed anything.
I hope you enjoy.
I give it a week before Frisk regrets it
awwww ~ Pap is a cat!!! <3
T-this..! Ah! *dies of cuteness overload*
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That’s….. a lot of coffee. Dre’s gonna need to share. 💕☕️☕️☕️💕
Bibi “Bishie!Sans” belongs to @bishiebibi ! ✨✌️
Dude. Just. Thank you. Never EVER expected an artist I hold in such high regard and turn to for reference and inspiration, would end up doing something like this for me X’D I’m still geeking out about it! It’s like getting to spend six hours in a hot tub with Ryan Reynolds. AND Gosling.
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i legit teared up at this tho this is….i just have no words for much i love this ahahaha! i so happy i could help someone out i really admire and aspire to be as good as in art~ now i’m gonna continue to stare and love this for the rest of my days<333
Sans Standee Giveaway!
Heya :)!
I would like to do a small Giveaway to thank all of you for your huge support over the year <3! It’s been a crazy year and a lot has changed for me… And this is all thanks to you guys !!! So I’m celebrating like, around one year of 2D Animation as also beeing in this fandom surrounded by so many amazing people qwq!!
Rules:
☆ must be following! (This is to thank my followers x3)
☆ both reblogs and likes count
☆ ends February, 5th 2017
If you don’t want to take your chances with the giveaway, the Standee and much more is also available at my ☆Store☆!
Aaah so many already thats amazing o0o;;; I will throw in ONE MORE Standee then x3!! Only a few days left x3!
AHHHHHHHHH I really want one!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 TT-TT
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