Can't Spell Pacifist Without "fist"

beep beep lettuce

[xcalib3r]

y'all are petty, just sayin

[astrophagia]

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

[shadovvlurking]

lets give this bread

[margbarcis]

jesus of nazareth made this post

[halfprincesshalfgoddess]

You: Weird flex but ok

Me, an intellectual:

[scepterno]

so i saw this while playing cards against humanity and scrambled to draw it

[zonerbonerz]

Just finished a session with some first time D&D players and this is the description sheet for a player’s human bard who casts spells by giving informational speeches

[zonerbonerz]

raw chaotic neutral

[aqueerkettleofish]

British Cops Want to Use AI to Spot Porn—But It Keeps Mistaking Desert Pics for Nudes

London’s Metropolitan Police believes that its artificial intelligence software will be up to the task of detecting images of child abuse in the next “two to three years.” But, in its current state, the system can’t tell the difference between a photo of a desert and a photo of a naked body.

This just seemed appropriate today.

[ericvilas]

oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post

[ericvilas]

FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS

[hungry-joe]

[honeeystars]

goodnight my friends 

i hope i have good dreams 

[isei-silva]

A reminder my OCs are single everyone

[suites]

travis willingham rly put sunflower on his fjord playlist huh..,

[silverhawk]

ugh this picture of a snake peeking around a doorway is my fave this snake just looks so nice 

[quaadude]

Just checking in on ya

[shooty-booties]

Merc fans, back in the early vol 3 days: Mercury is so interesting! From what he says about qrow we learned that his dad is an alcoholic!!!! Wow that’s crazy!! Also definitely holding onto the hc that merc is illiterate

Merc fans now: oh.,,, my god?

[shooty-booties]

Emerald: *insults Mercury*

Someone: *insults Mercury*

Emerald: how fucking dare you

[reminity]

WELL THIS AGED A BIT TOO WELL

[shooty-booties]

IT REALLY DID AKDGSFAJFFG

[anicaveri]

Rt I’ll give you $500 rn if you give us 2 chapters about Emerald and Mercury’s past

[rasgullababy]

i cant stop thinking about mercury black

[gardegrimm-deactivated20210514]

Yang and Mercury should open a prosthetics shop when all this is over.

Called “An Arm and a Leg”

[cinquespotted]

[prokopetz]

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

[krwzprtt]

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

[jaunes-hoodie]

That’s the best possible use of a gif I’ve ever seen

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Li4mricee)

[setheverman]

STOP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE THIS DOG

[deplcythebattery]