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24y/o lesbian and professional fucker arounder

[lilyblisslys]

this is where I live btw

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[bats-online]

Ideas in the 1890s: What if cocaine was a health drink

Ideas in the 1920s: We should make a new kind of plastic you can eat

Ideas in the 1960s: We should invent a new and more civil racism

Ideas in the 1980s: What if you could have sex with Hello World

Ideas in the 1990s: What if cars had TVs in them

Ideas in the 2000s: Is it gay to wash your hair?

Ideas in the 2010s: What if a refrigerator was made of goo

Ideas in the 2020s: What if there was a website where you could talk to Pepsi

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[discofisting]

[iris-of-the-lambs]

Notes from a scholar who found a talking castle, then tried in vain to map a way out of it…

artfight attack for @iguanodont , featuring their dragon character!

[gumiibugz]

Butch4butch brokeback mountain

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[dehorsjuin]

they’re publicly executing me tomorrow for desiring a little attention

[valtsv]

anon hate economy is in shambles they're sending me cartoon criminal with a striped black and white shirt and burlap sack with a dollar sign on it ass anons now

[valtsv]

when you're mean to me online this is what you look like btw

[valenalentine]

[margindoodles2407]

🎸🎸🎸

[sygol]

i love how you used to be able to just say whatever you wanted

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]