i’m convinced this is an ad for every product in existence
WHY IS SHE WATCHING 3 VIDEOS AT ONCE
cherry valley forever
Not today Justin
Peter Solarz
NASA
we're not kids anymore.
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Three Goblin Art

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Janaina Medeiros
hello vonnie

blake kathryn
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Today's Document
sheepfilms
Jules of Nature
Cosmic Funnies

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oozey mess
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@misrplum
i’m convinced this is an ad for every product in existence
WHY IS SHE WATCHING 3 VIDEOS AT ONCE
I remember seeing other videos of this performer. Reposted because I didn’t want to reblog from /sixpenceee.
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I would give this performer all of my money. I would then go to the nearest atm to pull out more cash to give all my money to this performer. If an atm wasn’t available for whatever reason, I would ask this performer for their paypal/venmo/cashapp and give them money.
This is so awesome. Street performers are on another level.
Two of Pentacles
The social-media platform’s status as a relic of the Internet has attracted prodigal users as well as new ones.
positive press? for tumblr???? my gd.......
we fucked up its getting more profitable
based on theavalanche65 ‘s reply on my other school/teachers AU post
i was thinking about that official art lmao
Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry
Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n
It’s true and you should say it.
Я isnt R
Р isnt P
В isnt B
If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0
н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound
you mean, like, ня?
oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED
what’s that verse about a prophet being rejected in his own city
You ever eat something you should NOT have and immediately beg for God’s forgiveness?
This post screams lactose intolerance
honestly adding a dog pic to a post about eating things you shouldn’t have is incredibly fitting
The 3 stages of a cat yawn
Stage 1: cute tiny “O”-mouth.
Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far
Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD
Stage 5: Mlem
I’m gonna lose it I was just getting my blood drawn and the first vein she stuck wasn’t producing any blood so she took the needle out and it didn’t bleed at all and I said “woah….I don’t have any blood” and she very seriously said “I doubt that’s it. I’m having an issue finding a big enough vein.”
She really thought I really thought maybe I’m outta blood.
What I learned from this is a lot of medical professionals have had to explain to people they can’t run out of blood and live
And a real medical professional shouldn’t have to stick you multiple times to draw blood.
In her defense, my doctor is at a teaching hospital, so there are always students, residents, interns etc. learning. The doctor or nurse or flabotomist asks permisssion for their student to practice on you, and I usually say yes unless I’m feeling particularly sick tht day and don’t want to risk exactly this.
Also I really took a blind shot at spelling phlebotomist huh
Flabotomist
You have to be nice to me I have a rare no-blood disorder
the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men
Game of Walking Bad
why the fuck is this so funny
you wanna see some badass shit from the early 20th century?? The Lumière brothers created the first full color photograph… in fucking 1903! So these dudes dyed potatoes (in red, blue, and green), mashed them down into just pure fuckin’ starch, and used these dyed potato starches as filters to block out/let in certain wavelengths of light. They coated one side of a glass plate with the starches and sensitized the other side with a mixture of gelatin and light sensitive materials (silver nitrate) and loaded these plates in their cameras.. This is a really simple explanation of the process and I may have missed some things A few of my favorite autochrome photos:
that last one is literally a LOOK
how the fuck did Final Pam get into that last one
In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.
But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.
Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.
i really like when crows just insert themselves into a group of other birds and then act like there is absolutely nothing strange about it
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nobody will suspect a thing
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When I was younger, I wish someone had told me straight-up that not all adults experience “a calling”. That many of them never find particular purpose in a career. That sometimes, their job is just what pays the bills and they have to seek satisfaction and fulfillment elsewhere.
Because as an adult, this pervasive notion that there exists a perfect path for everyone, that people should love what they do, and that work is meant to function as a vehicle for fulfilling a person’s grand life destiny is not only inaccurate for many of us, it can be toxic.
The ideal is so ingrained that I have to remind myself constantly I’m not a failure because I don’t adore my job, and because I’m not rocking the world with my work. That is okay.
Sometimes, work is just work. There isn’t always a perfect career path, magically waiting to be discovered. There might not be this THING you were born to do. Sometimes, you discover that what you really want to be when you grow up is “paid”.
There it is
tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet
i hate how fucking funny these are fghjdjskal
That second one I’m screaming