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Bengal tiger at the Jukani Wildlife Sanctuary in South Africa

there seems to be a fundamental disagreement between microwave oven manufacturers and the producers of microwave meals over whether the customer should know the wattage of their microwave or if such details should be abstracted away from them

toroidalearthtruther

the microwave rice demands 800 watts of power for 2 minutes, but all the microwave can offer me three settings: one low, one high, and one somewhere in the middle. I turn it to the one in the middle as I happen to know 800W is the average power of most microwaves. the light comes on and the bag of rice starts slowly turning, but rather than hearing the usual rumble of the microwave, I instead start hearing short snippets of conversation - words snatched from the ether. the lights flicker and a chill runs up my spine. the voices remind me of those "spirit boxes" ghost hunters use. I double check the setting on the microwave. "ah," I say, remembering that I had set it to medium,

petemcvries23

there’s just something so awesome about a character you love getting really badly hurt

sexybritishllama

do you want to teleport (normal), teleport (magical girl), or teleport (edgy)

sexybritishllama

i just realised i should make this a poll

pick your teleport

teleport (normal)

teleport (magical girl)

teleport (edgy)

Remaining time: 5 days 11 hours

#ffxiv

finishing-touch

FFXIV: Evercold || Bastion

#ffxiv

cages-boxes-hunters-foxes

every conversation on here increasingly feeling like this tweet

hadesisqueer

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

hadesisqueer

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane