HONK

hi I'm Syl I'm 26 and I like silly things.

[ozempicofficial]

[ostolero]

[softepilogue]

right now you might be in a situation that you think you won’t survive but six months ago you were in a situation that you didn’t think you’d survive and two years before that you were in a situation you didn’t think you’d survive and the point is you will always surprise yourself and you will always make it through

[laqueus]

oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now

[lakevida]

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

[whisqrs]

why does my boyfriend have to turn everything into a game of saw

[greelin]

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[siderealglimmer]

[neckfat]

[wiggly-weed-wuppy]

i'm addicted to having a good time and being happy

[lizardsfromspace]

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

[perfectanimal]

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[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[ooo-silly-worms]

Pottery sounds terrifying to me. Every post I see is like "Here's this awesome art I made!! Pray for me that it survives The Kiln™ :')" I don't think I could cope with making art that could quite easily blow up and I have no way of controlling that. You guys are true heroes.

[anxeious]

[cilantrhoes]