HONK

hi I'm Syl I'm 26 and I like silly things.

[akashicrecord]

Don't mind that crackling sound I got pussy arthritis

[anarqueeen]

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

[oneheadtoanother]

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[my-dailydreams]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

This picture is NOT CUTE

they are making her use Window 8. unimaginably cruel

[tsaescii]

how it feels spending money on something i wanted

[svogliata-mente]

a cancelled tv show is a kind of dead wife

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[segamascott]

but i believe aang can save the world

[mousiebites]

just took an edible and my mind expanded big enough that i have found out how to fix and change my mom

[mousiebites]

folks, it turns out she cannot be saved, and actually, should be damned to hell

[daylights-rain]

that's just how it is with mothers

[parano0it]

[futchcassidyandthecumdancekid]

i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[commander-snacks]

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

[cherryredjasperr]

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames