No bruh you don't get it

*whispers* I love you

[unusual]

[ilostmygh0st]

[pencil-line-deactivated20241029]

method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

[lysenkoite]

[weaselle]

[abz-j-harding]

i can't cope

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[pukicho]

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

[amphibifish]

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life

[februarytrash]

[victusinveritas]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[morgannalefey]

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

[chain-chomp]

I love the Nintendo switch but the Nintendo switch doesn’t love me, you know? I felt like the wii loved me

[feldfrog]

The United States has a dozen aircraft carriers that patrol the world's oceans. They say it's because the best defense is a good offense.

But what they're really saying, if you read between the lines, is. The best boat is airplanes

[chillyfeetsteak]

this is what i mean when i type 👀 btw

[huffylemon]

[dogpuppy]

[oneheadtoanother]

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]