Dinner Remastered

Howie, he/him, 23. Icon by @bitrotbf

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[pansyfemme]

WHIMSY IS NON-NEGOTIATABLE

[hornpoint]

When U Ask The Cashier To Break a Twenty

And

He

Fucksyou....

[fritolaycorporation]

her name is pinky pony and she loves to go on a party. so get that through your thick fucking skull

[dogpuppy]

[depsidase]

[shencomix]

[vashthestampede-deactivated2020]

Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful

men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars

[mrsterlingeverything]

I wont forget to be myself, ill do it for you. Ill do it for Wednesday

[dogpuppy]

[homura]

net zero information

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mrsterlingeverything]

[goopydad]

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Kos (or some say, 'Kosm')

[felassan]

[systemdeez]

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

[systemdeez]

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

[nosayingyes]

Pepper spray his pussy

[systemdeez]

Do not.

[kargaroc]

[celebrinienjoyer]

i need to show you all something that made me crylaugh last night. just fucking look at them.

[animentality]

[leebrontide]

One time my dad came to family dinner all excited “you know that show Sherlock? I hear fans are writing whole new stories for it online”

And in perfect unison my sister and I yelled “DAD NO!” So vehemently he stopped in his tracks.

Then a look of dawning comprehension on his face.

“Oh, this is like Kirk and Spock, isn’t it”

And I died right then and there.

[sovietnam]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought