may the sacred flame guide your path

sylph / 28 / she/her / lesbian / ♍ / my gf!! @thatnebbles

[funstyle]

*cools ur dashboard down*

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

[lured-deactivated20170602]

what does Quil do

[softbutxh-deactivated20170428]

All the time all the time

[goatpaste]

Attacka

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

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Oh good glad to hear

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in honor of this becoming a world heritage post or whatever

a long awaited squeakquel i meant to make months and months ago

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to everyone in the tags with the “homophonic bowser” “so long gay bowser” and  “love DOESNt win”

your all wrong, bowser is just already in a committed relationship

[goatpaste]

to everyone saying mario is a homewrecker, heres the truth

they just have the same taste

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for some reason yall have stuck around this long so now your gonna get the MOST self indulgent sammi posting with the awnser to this

we go back to 2014 when i first watch that shitty live action mario movie, it was so bad i loved it so much. i knew it sucked but i was SO into it i loved it so much

and i specifically had a small crush on the lady who played the character big bertha, who was based on a one off comic character who was a giant cheep cheep who had a crush on mario. and in the movie was was also into mario. and let me tell you 14-15 year old cringe ass sammi drew SO much fanart of her as a mermaid who was in love with mario

so this one goes out to little crange ass baby nae nae sammi 

mario and his giant spikey mermaid gf

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[caesarsaladinn]

always remember: stupider people than you have learned it

[thememedaddy]

[berylian]

[orkyydorky]

this too shall pass

[orkyydorky]

HURRY UP

[pointnclick]

does anyone else remember grass. the warmth of the sun

[pointnclick]

winter makes me feel like the guys at the of the lotr. do you remember the taste of strawberries mr. frodo

[homoeroticjunoincident]

the best thing a fictional man can be is having the worst time of his life

[corvid-ia]

[sylestial]

Spring Truther Affirmations

spring is real

spring has happened before

spring will happen again

spring is coming

spring is on its way

it’s going to be spring soon

spring is not a myth

spring is not a false memory

[hungry-hobbits]

go my brick 🫳︵🧱

[thatnebbles]

Debuting the one and only Messene, my FE Heroes summoner oc! She came to Askr with no memories, and ended up finding a place where she belongs. Later, it's revealed she willingly locked away her memories because they weren't worth keeping, and she wanted somewhere to start over and be happy.

She ends up sparing Laeradr's life, finding that he deserves a second chance, much like she's given herself. The two are quick to fall in love, healing their hearts as one.

Read the beginning of their story here:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[sylphofhope]

Help I have a ghost notif and it won’t go away

[sylphofhope]

Oh it’s gone never mind. Women in stem

[sylphofhope]

Help I have a ghost notif and it won’t go away

[omtai]

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

[missmrah]

@souls-that-have-senses I missed Christmas, and I missed your birthday... I couldn't even make it for Valentine's Day... but hopefully better late than never!

Love you my friend xx