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NASA
Peter Solarz
Misplaced Lens Cap
Sade Olutola
Today's Document
Monterey Bay Aquarium
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Stranger Things
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Game of Thrones Daily
trying on a metaphor
todays bird
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
@theartofmadeline
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@syn-odics
if you are under 18, please unfollow me
nothing personal, I’m just starting a new job working with high schoolers and i want to try and eliminate the (already unlikely) possibility that i’m accidentally in contact w one of my students on here. feel free to come back once you’re over 18
i’ll literally never have enough of that dylan b hollis dude cause like. hes a college student who just.,.blew up on tiktok. he has the soul of a man who has lived for 60 years in the body of a twink. he cooks and is surprised every single time. he goes CINAMIN everytime he uses cinnamon. he has the kitchen of a 60s house wife and cooks like hes going to kill someone
other favorites include
- “moo juice!”
- E G G - G I E
- BUTTER GO BRRRRRRRR
- Floof powder
Other highlights:
“It doesn’t tell ya how to eat it, so I don’t know if I need a knife and fork or if I need to tie my hair back” (about the very phallic looking candle salad)
“This pie is referred to as a chiffon. Now what does that mean? It means it was written by a white person.”
“We take our can of Spam and we cry :)”
“This doesn’t need salt it needs help!”
“I’m going to assume we have the same size package, although the last time I assumed that I wound up stunned and quite self-conscious.”
“DEMON BABY!!”
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“Nothing says the holidays like AMBIGUOUS MEAT!”
look at your phone lock screen. that's your reason to keep goin
your cat was an honor to see in the window
i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this
vibes in my uni math classroom
I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.
brunette with orange hair
well there's not one
and for the lady, perhaps a clingy butch ?
you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid
I WANNA HAVE STRAIGHT SEXXXXXXXX AT THE GAY PRIDE PARADE
everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters
