Syndicate Secretary

"You're such a scamp, ma'am." ⊰ Independent Roleplay/Ask blog for Kill la Kill's Rei Hōōmaru.⊱ ⊰ Will roleplay pre, mid, and post series timelines.⊱ ⊰ tracking: syndicatesecretary⊱

[errancefille]

    And you are folded on the bed where I rest my head,           There's nothing I can see -- darkness becomes me.

   ♞ [ indie switched at birth!au satsuki to go with x. ]

   ♞ [ 7+ years of RP. ]

   ♞ [ oc/crossover friendly. ]

   ♞ [ any type of rp welcome. ]

   ♞ [ anything nsfw tagged accordingly. ]

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[stubbornasstantei]

syndicatesecretary replied to your post:I only have 7 drafts left out of 31. Should I post…

Remember what I told you to do last night? >__>

-escapes-

[syndicatesecretary]

-captures with whip sleeves-

[steelsovereign-archive]

So I heard it was someone’s birthday today. I wanted to make sure he has a great day. Imma sing this song right now. 

They ask me what I do and who I do it for And how I come up with this shit up in the studio All I want for my birthday is a big booty gur All I want for my birthday is a big booty gur

[syndicatesecretary]

"For you...Mr. Sanageyama...Ahem"

When I die, bury me inside the Gucci store

When I die, bury me inside the Louis store

All I want for my birthday is a big booty guh

All I want for my birthday is a big booty guh

[zenithcut]

-]— ;; Is actually pretty content with this banana sundae he’s chomping down on. Best part of it all?

No one around to throw puns.

[syndicatesecretary]

⊰✦⊱— Casually confiscates that banana sundae for 'official business'. 

[cakebattersweetheart-deactivate]

"how could they all have just gone missing…  ? there will twelve full sized cakes and over a hundred cookies in that display…" 

[syndicatesecretary]

⊰✦⊱— "They haven't gone missing, miss. They are currently being confiscated by REVOCS. The Director had the sudden urge to assess the Culinary Club's cooking prowess. "

[revocsmastermind-deactivated201]

"I only kid, Hououmaru. Quite frankly, I don’t know what video to watch… any suggestions? You’re the expert on computers here."

[syndicatesecretary]

⊰✦⊱—"Oh...Always such a kidder, ma'am." And a sigh of relief. " Well there is so much to choose from--I bet you'd get a kick out of watching Fail Complications...or maybe the stranger side of Youtube might suit you. Don't Hug Me I'm Scared and Little Baby's Icecream are great picks!" 

[revocsmastermind-deactivated201]

"But what if I wish to watch porn."

[syndicatesecretary]

⊰✦⊱— The internal screeching is strong. Deeep breath Rei.

"So you...don't want to watch a YouTube video...Well then just...press back a couple of times, and you can watch porn to your heart's content. May I be excused before you do so?"

[revocsmastermind-deactivated201]

"Okay I think I got it, is this Youtube now Hououmaru?"

[syndicatesecretary]

⊰✦⊱— "No Lady Ragyo...That is RedTube. " With a heavy sigh she hastily types in the correct URL for her. "This is YouTube. Now all you have to do is type in what you want in the search bar and click the video you wish to watch."

[syndicatesecretary]

⊰✦⊱—Not this again…

"Well…first you type youtube.com into the bar up there…Have you gotten there yet?"

[revocsmastermind-deactivated201]

"Hououmaru am I suppose to be at a porn website, is this Youtube."

[syndicatesecretary]

⊰✦⊱— "L-lady Ragyo! That...! That is YouPorn not YouTube! Please, type in YouTube!"

[revocsmastermind-deactivated201]

"Hououmaru how do I operate youtube."

[syndicatesecretary]

⊰✦⊱—Not this again...

"Well...first you type youtube.com into the bar up there...Have you gotten there yet?"

[snarkerhacker]

What is your biggest regret about browsing peoples search histories?

"Ragyo’s." 

[syndicatesecretary]

⊰✦⊱—"I understand..."

[iuvenesscissor-blog]

[syndicatesecretary]

[sekretarinn]

Petition for Shiro Iori to bend the fuck over.

[ragyosassistanthououmaruarchive]

Agreed

[syndicatesecretary]

I shall third this, for I shall always support my fellow secretaries. 

[syndicatesecretary]

From the Ashes

[steelsovereign-archive]

▐「♔」— Coming here to Revocs Headquarters was probably the most difficult part of starting anew. She had no complications when dealing with the affairs of the mansion but this was a completely different story. In a way, she had long since forgotten that Ragyo had even lived in their home due to that fact that she rarely ever went there. Even as a child, Satsuki often spend time on her own or in the presence of the hundreds of butlers and maids that were employed there. As far as she was concerned, Ragyo was only a figurehead when it came to being a mother. It wasn’t in her nature to be nurturing and all the things she needed while growing up especially after the death of her father. That was an issue that persistently plagued her thoughts but she was taking it one day at a time.

Right now her focus was on the empire her mother had established in the duration of her lifetime. It was on a scale that was out of this world. Literally. Today would be the day that it would cease to exist on the face of this world. The clothing monopoly had been broken, once Satsuki disbanded the company. In its place would be yet another clothing line that would build it grow in the old fashion way, with competition. If there was one thing her mother taught her, it was the importance of clothing. Yet that information would be applied to human beings rather than to feed extraterrestrial lifeforms that only sucked the life out of its host.

One last inspection had to be given in order for the building to be destroyed. Construction workers were outside awaiting her confirmation to proceed with their job. It had taken around a whole hour or so to walk the entirety of the building but this was just a walk in the park for Satsuki Kiryuin. It wasn’t until she reached Ragyo’s office that she felt her emotions spike the strongest. With it came a flood of memories from her childhood, both good and bad.If there ever was a time that she felt any kind of love from Ragyo, it was here.

As a child, she was often brought here to see exactly what she would inherit when the time came. The tenderness her mother showed during that time was only experienced while inhabiting this establishment. And even then, it was primarily centered on Life Fibers. That was how Satsuki had originally grown to hate the things. She wanted that genuine love and affection from her mother. It was in her birthright.

Yet why could she not attain a sliver of it even with all the effort she displayed?

She did well to hide her true feelings but being here just revitalized those emotions that were thought to have long since disappeared. Though by now, they had lost all importance in her life. Her dark eyes instantly shifted over towards the large chair behind what was once Ragyo’s desk. Very little had changed. It was still as cold as it had always been.

However, there was one particularly notable difference since her last visit. Sitting in one of the client chairs was a person that was covered in a rather shabby beige blanket. For a while, Satsuki remained in place, staring at the back of this mysterious person. Only one person came to mind while she did this. There was only one worker that had made it out of the catastrophe alive so it was no question as to the person’s identity. Her intentions, on the other hand, were a completely different situation. The Kiryuin head marched towards Rei’s location, stopping only when she was right behind her.

❝Have you not caused enough damage?❞ Her words came out much colder than she may have wished. Satsuki knew that this encounter would come eventually but not so soon. She was at a lost for words. Part of her wanted to rage and unleash all the pent up anger she had so carefully held in for years but it would do her no good nor was it fair in the least bit. To be honest, she knew very little about the Revocs secretary aside from her alliance with her mother. All anger she had would most definitely be misplaced. After taking in a large gulp of air, Satsuki tried to speak once more, this time in a much calmer voice.

❝Disregard that last question. It doesn’t bear any importance in this day and age. Why have you returned now, of all times?❞ She had her suspicions as to the reason. With her appearance in disarray, it was secret. All of the Revocs employees dressed to impress. One couldn’t step foot into the building if that minor detail wasn’t in check. Yet, she wanted to hear this from the woman herself. Maybe this woman held the key to some of the answers she had been searching for.

[syndicatesecretary]

⊰✦⊱— Imposing footsteps. Rei's dull gaze widened behind her shades, and she instinctively regained her perfect posture. They came in echoes, ricocheting off of the foundations of the empty building, alerting her of the presence of a second being long before the person entered the room. Images of her boss strutting into view flickered inside of her head.

Slowly her alarmed features subsided back into a neutral expression. She didn't stir when the doors of the office swung open. By that time she had figured out who the intruder was just by the way their walk sounded. If it wasn't Ragyo Kiryuin it had to be someone mildly similar. 

Satsuki Kiryuin. Someone who frequently phased in and out of her thoughts through the past few days. Someone who Rei wasn't quite ready to speak with. Perhaps she wouldn't have felt that way on the first day of reflection. But every passing moment allowed humanity to filter back into her shadowy conscious, and with it came guilt.

No emotion managed to register on her face. There was too much to feel. That toil was best left to her own mind. One thing she couldn't bring herself to feel was fear, even though that girl's presence usually would have had most frozen in terror, especially a person with her history. If Satsuki had anything grim in store for her, she would have to accept it. 

The sharp edge of the younger woman's voice could cut to the bone. That was something she had expected. Before Rei could fix her lips to form a response, the statement had been revoked. The breath Satsuki took to pacify herself, along with the shift in tone, was what the secretary hadn't been anticipating.

"Because this is the only place I belong." She responded with her usual monotone, though the sincerity of those words were undeniable. It was true, or at least, for the time being it was. REVOCS was just her workplace. It had become her everything. "This is the place where I functioned at my best."

Her tender teenaged years had been given to Ragyo and her work. Her boss was the one to shape her into the woman she became, not her parents. It was a wonder that she still had a mind of her own. A human being that walked the path she had taken was hardly a human being at all. She didn't believe that she had a place among the likes of the general population. Not yet.

"Do you intend to dispose of me?"  Satsuki might have rebelled against her mother, but surely she still had that cold authoritarian blood flowing through her veins. She wouldn't have been shocked if the decision was made to execute or imprison her. Rei never got the chance to see how Satsuki was so unlike Ragyo. 

[syndicatesecretary]

Random REVOCS Moments: Coffee

[cheerfulterror-nothere-blog]

"Heeey!~ Hows it going?~" Appearing  like thin air, the terror appeared to her over worked co-worker. How fun it was to play with her whenever shes been awake longer then the human body can take. "You’re such a great employee. You really do over work yourself." Eye darted to the steaming cup of coffee. The only thing that kept her going. "Hmmm" Leaning in, she stared at the black  substance.  "Mine!" Snatching up the coffee, Nui gulped down the drink in the matter of second. …… … "GAAAH!!!" Releasing a horrifying sound, Nui spat the drink in Rei’s face with no regret.

[syndicatesecretary]

⊰✦⊱— Despite the fact that she was running on empty and she was dripping in coffee that had touched the lips of the horrid Nui Harime, a smile formed on her weary features. "Ah...Good morning, Grand Couturier." Slowly she rose from behind her desk, her fingers occupied with undoing her soiled tie and the buttons of her jacket.. "Don't you like the coffee?"

[syndicatesecretary]

Random REVOCS Moments: Coffee

⊰✦⊱—This is the face of a woman who has slept on the surface of a desk.

This is the face of a woman who has had three hours of rest.

This is the face of a woman who has not had her coffee yet. 

Even in the midst of her caffeine deprived stupor, Rei's hands were active. Her hands moved with urgency; papers signed, folders filed, contracts typed. Needless to say, she would be moving twice that speed if she had a piping cup in her hand. Needless to say, an intern would be getting chewed out for not having her coffee ready as soon as she woke up...

[syndicatesecretary]

Do you hate the rebels for going against Ragyo?

⊰✦⊱— "Not particularly. I was never the type to take matters of business or war personally. Emotional ties tangle situations that are already complicated...Though that isn't to say I have any fondness towards them. I will not hesitate to end their lives if Lady Ragyo orders me to do so."