jeg går ned med dette skipet

norges hotteste mikrokjendis -> norges bitreste artist....... gurl im not over him

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

someone wronged me once

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

I think it would be very cool to be able to breathe underwater. Expressly for the purpose of sitting on the seafloor and closing your eyes and blocking out noise except for the water. So peaceful. I think that would fix me

[jareckiworld]

Francine Van Hove (1942-2025) — The Sphinxes and the Dictionary [oil on canvas, 1985]

[doctor-roman]

I think whoever named worcestershire sauce that should have the worst tummy hurty ever

[nyxwoven]

i have great news

[doctor-roman]

MR. LEA I AM SO FUCKING SORRY

[chicagoeggwhisperer]

"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.

[chicagoeggwhisperer]

DUDE DON'T YOU DO THIS TO ME

[shitpost-poetry-official]

official poetry

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[valtsv]

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

[valtsv]

[notemily]

best use of the underwater filter on this app

[animalyears]

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

[northseasiren-deactivated202601]

september by the sea

[akashicrecord]

Watch Me Struggle Online For Free

[buttpoems]

embarrassing myself

[ozth]

found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

[saintemiliosandoz]

doomed by the narrative and haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)

[foxpunk]

do you all see my vision here

[synnesorgjerd]

jeg så John Wick’s ballerina på kino i dag og sekundet den startet innså jeg at det er ikke det at jeg ikke liker film, jeg bare klarer ikke stå i at de tvinger deg til å føle på følelsene dine (noe jeg unngår for enhver pris). innser også at det er helt feil film å ha dype gjennombrudd i eget følelsesliv om. man finner det alltid der man minst venter det

[celebrinienjoyer]

you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

[sfs-alsaud-deactivated20251212]

me vs me vs me vs me vs me