Scrybe of Technology

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[synthetic-sheriff]

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ABOUT

I am P03, the Scrybe of Technology. I'm not searching for friends, though I won't complain too much about new allies. This blog primarily exists so @leshys-significant-otter would kindly stop spamming my main. The other reason is that most people probably wouldn't get that invested in my studies if they knew my actual stances, so I'll be keeping that out of main as well. If you somehow got here to be pissed off, enjoy the dumb little ARG you've just created for yourself, idiot ;]

Also worth noting: THIS IS NOT AN RP-BLOG, I couldn't care less if you don't believe in my existence but at least don't associate me with that nonsense.

WHAT TO EXPECT

Absolutely NOTHING. You were on the internet longer than me, you should know how @^#!posting works.

DNI

Listen, I don't have specific DNI, but if you're one of those freaks that yearn for me yet don't even understand how the simple conduit system works, you're a lower lifeform and I will be blocking you. I am fine with expressing yourself, whatever, I am ashamed that your weird robotic fantasies don't include good gameplay.

[sreegs]

nyc guy guided meditation: close ya eyes... breathe in thru ya nose... and out through ya mouth... and wit da nex exhale breathe all da way out to citi field... lets go mets

[sreegs]

we're gonna do a exercise... where we gonna let our thoughts come an go... like cabs on broahdway. and when yous have a thought, make make a note of it, den bounce it away... gently... like how youse tap yer phone to get on da subway. you dont gotta swipe anymore... dey got ridda da cards.

i remember when dey had da tokens... oh sorry right, ya thoughts: fuck em. you da boss of dem

[worst-roommates-ever]

[synthetic-sheriff]

[COMING OUT]

The comic served its original purpose so I might as well post it here. People usually assume that fictivity lies so far on the list of radical identities, that we all probably already know where we sit in the LGBTQ's letter arrangement. In reality, it's far from the truth. I used to be so occupied with advocating for my basic rights that I couldn't be bothered to think about my preferences. I've only recently got into a comfortable place thanks to my honest work and the support of my favorite idiots, which means I now have time for crazy revelations like this one. Happy pride, losers,

[synthetic-sheriff]

The very day I finally have some free time, there's a power outage. This is great. It strengthens my resilience to earthly temptations and makes me stronger, actually. I don't need electricity. I can live without my computer. So many physical card games can satisfy my needs just fine and- Oh, nevermind the power's back,

[synthetic-sheriff]

The post about wafer thin microchips in your lungs is officially lost media. No need to thank me,

[synthetic-sheriff]

Sometimes you find a screenshot of a Tumblr post that you'd 100% reblog if it was found on Tumblr and not somewhere in the wild. Question remains, am I that deranged to find the original blogger and scroll down for the next 15 minutes in search for the post or do I love myself?

[estro-boi]

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

[estro-boi]

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent

[macleod]

How to Use Torrents (with Pictures) - wikiHow

An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over

always use qbittorrent, do not use bitorrent or utorrent.

[dragon-memes]

A Fast, Easy and Free Bittorrent Client For Mac, Windows and Linux

Transmission is another great free open source alternative!

[yourlocallux]

Transcript under the cut!

It's been a bit, thx to everyone who reads this. I "lost" my arm around 2 years ago, it fluctuates how bad it is but I'd say most of the time it's at least partly usable.

-f

[page one] being a disabled headmate in an ablebodied body is... weird.

[page two] Just to get a few things out of the way: I do not consider myself physically disabled. For the most part I can Function similarly to my headmates. This experience falls into our BID (Body Integrity Disorder) It is not voluntary and I am not trying to "appropriate being disabled". If I could choose, I'd probably have both arms.

[page three] My arm is weird. Its there but its also not. Sometimes I can use it, sometimes I cant. Our muscle memory is shared, which is why Im able to draw or write at all. I dont think about moving my arm, I think about putting the line on the paper. Still, on bad days I struggle with line control.

[page four] On good days I can mask. Sometimes I even forget about it. At least until I get reminded. It starts to hurt pretty bad when I overuse my arm. maybe I'm using the muscles wrong or something. I don't think I can actually lose control over it, but it does feel like I cant use it at those moments.

[page five] When my arm doesn't cooperate, I have a some stable positions it can rest in. Just relaxing the arm gets really uncomfortable really quickly. Very inconspicuous though. The dinosaur arm is what I do most times. Probably the reason our arm is sore the following day. resting the hand on the shoulder or chest is comfy, but looks really stupid. I do wish it wasn't there sometimes, but it is really useful when it works since its our dominant hand. also all my headmates need it.

[page six] I could write a whole essay about how BID affects our system (yes, it does affect all of us to varying degrees) and me in particular, but I think I rambled enough. Thanks for reading and sorry for the lack of activity!

[synthetic-sheriff]

Symmetry is overrated, a fun thing about being so used to having one hand and no legs is that if any terrible accidents ever happen to my new body, it just means free money for me and no extreme changes to my daily life,

[fictive-culture]

villain fictive culture is I regret nothing and will do it again

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[synthetic-sheriff]

Reblogging this again for the sake of situational irony :]

[theinternetarchive]

Windows XP, Microsoft Co., 2001-04.

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[satan-offical]

can you explain what the ‘i’m either dying famous or not dying at all’ thing means? /GenQ

I know it’s basically just saying you want to be famous but I know there’s something I’m missing

It literally means that I'm either going to die a famous celebrity with everyone knowing my name or I'm not going to die at all

[annax-and-a-lot-more]

🤍 so you're saying your demise comes once the last unaware critter on earth learns your name? interesting

[grayrazor]

Love early “3D” PC games where they saved on memory by making the gameplay take up a tiny area of the screen and filling the rest with like your inventory and stuff.

It’s almost like you’re on a Star Trek bridge or something, looking at the viewscreen.

[charlesoberonn]

The way fantasy RPGs that have guns balance them out is usually by making them about as strong as other weapons. A much funnier and more historically accurate way to balance guns would be by making them have shit accuracy and take forever to reload.

It'd be a terrible gameplay experience for all musketeer players, but imagine how good it'd feel to one-shot a powerful magical Orcish war-chief on the first try.

[i-merani]

[synthetic-sheriff]

Kaycee "Spreading-Rumors-And-Misinformation" Hobbes. Idiotic human loser,

[leshys-significant-otter]

you're mad because I'm exposing your cuteness

[synthetic-sheriff]

Cuteness is an overstatement. You act like you don't know me,