the humble creature

19, She/Her🏳️‍⚧️ Warhammer, Half Life, RTVS enjoyer. 18+, Minors GTFO

[blunella]

[johannamanuela]

Xena’s amazing costumes.

[raptor-moon]

Not what I expected on my dash today but hells yeah

[madame-helen]

[jumbo-the-mumbo]

[jellyfishforest135]

Activated them like sleeper agents

[necrobinderkisser]

You can jack off

You can eat grapes

ALL ELSE BANNED.

[themoneystore]

Hii

[animentality]

[daily-memory-of-touch]

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

[dogpuppy]

[creepycrag]

Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.

[sam-fry-eggs]

Yo, it’s dog 

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

[deadeyesopened]

[wayneradiotv]

@ouch_Takemeout

[flipchild]

[ithelpstodream]

[enfranchisement]

[onethousandrbirds]

happy anniversary 

[omni-rhombus]

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[segamascott]

[elbiotipo]

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

[elbiotipo]

Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.

[kaijuerotica]

"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name