The Archiqueer

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

Nuh uh.

*undefens, then gets hit in the head by a metal pipe*

*trains your gender*

fuck wait I meant trans oh man

Uh…

Thanks…?

For those that are wondering.

The Archiqueer is Archihere

MAYBE IF I USE MASSIVE TEXT THIS POST WON'T FLOP AND PEOPLE WILL THINK "MASSIVE = FUNNY" THATS WHAT SHE SAID

WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE IM A CELEBRITY ON TUMBLR JESUS CHRIST WHY ITS ITS SO HUMILIATING

Huh.

Don’t see anything.

The M in satanm (the M is silent) stands for Megatron

sometimesagenderlessvoid

I'VE BEEN SPELLING YOUR NAME WRONG THE ENTIRE TIME?!

How cruel of you

chriscrossedover

Satanm you've also been spelling your name wrong the whole time

Shut up you're going to super hell

Can I visit there?

Dunno if Hell and Super Hell have tours.

Hey

Hey you

You never saw this post

Yes I did

tragicbackstorycommence

oh how i long to be in a pm seymour video

itsapmseymour

Do you really though, tumblr user tragicbackstorycommence?

I do too, but I forget I have Tumblr sometimes

Can I be real for a second?

I'm so proud of the officalverse. I'm so proud of homosexuality-offical, and no-one-offical, and lemonade-offical, and every single account.

I'm watching all these people join a community that I somehow created and find themselves, or find friends, or find happiness.

I can't believe I made an entire Tumblr universe, but I couldn't have done it without these amazing people taking time to contribute to it.

It's not officalverse day yet, but I just wanted to say this.

What *-official should I be Satan, or should I ask God?

"When I grow up, I want to be an artist!"

That's what I told everyone, with a pencil and paper in hand

I scribbled my days away, the graphite forming loops and zig zags and squares

And soon I could draw up to a real life person

Then I watched

As my paintings became prompts

As my drawings were fed into a machine

As my signature, MY signiture I spend hours perfecting

Became worthless

I think of all the water every pixel wasted

How many lives are lost, or tricked, or indoctrinated.

But I still pick up my pencil and draw

Those loops, and zig zags, and squares

Because the machine hasn't won

Until I've given up.

Give the AI a taste of slop, poison it. The voices demand it so.

ok so i just saw this youtube community post that reposted a tweet of yours or something with your name scribbled out for some reason, and some people in the comments caught it as you because of the pfp, but ive seen like 3 people insisting that youre a woman

did i miss something

I guess I'm a woman now. It's fine. No really it's fine.

I was forcefemmed last year too

Care to share how it feels?

offical-wikipedia

I own both wikipedias I am unstoppable

What about the 3rd + ones?

Am I 15 yet? Is it the 10th of December yet? PLEASE I'VE BEEN 14 FOR LIKE 90 YEARS

Uhhh…

Sure….

Do what you want.

I think.

Y-You're on your period? You're getting cramps? *clenches toes in fury* oh, don't mind me, I'm just.. just... *punches wall with my alpha strength* WHHHYYYYYYY?!!!!! WHY GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO OUR BEAUTIFUL, STUNNING, SMART, AMAZING WOMEN OF THE WORLD???!!! *my eyes turn red* GIVE ALL THE PERIODS TO ME INSEAD SO THE GORGEOUS, INTELLIGENT, RADIANT WOMEN!!!! *punches second wall (I'm 6'100 btw)*

@god-offical oi!

What’s this about?

So, how does everyone like my new PFP?

#pride #straight ally

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

bonersniper

might-be-somebody

the only super long Tumblr post I love

imeralla-blog

The colour period and amplitude of the wiggle

indecisiveness-incarnate

It's so fun scrolling really fast down this

This is perfect.

badjokesbyjeff

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday. “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”

I said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”

The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!” Reaching into his back pocket, the officer pulled out his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish… on ANY land! No questions asked or answers given! Do I make myself clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull! With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer and it seemed likely that he’d get gored before reaching safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

So, I threw down my tools, ran to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs.

“Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE!!!”

Serves them right.

secundus-cinaedus

cure of ra

madame-helen

Now its blessing of Ra

thereadingaddic7

"Sunburn will give you skin cancer"

Ra, God of the Sun

sindri42

Fungus has done so much for humanity. Penicillin. Radiation cleanup. Delicious mushrooms. Deadly mushrooms. Psychadelic mushrooms. And now my boy RA has chosen the humble mold spores as his vessel through which to cure cancer.