DANCING ON THE ROOF SHOOTING HOLES IN THE MOON

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[darkspaceboytoy]

The thing you have to remember when you’re arguing with me is that I’m almost always eating delicious meals. So not only are you arguing with a beautiful woman, she’s eating scrumptious food while you aren’t. Bad position.

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

[verygoodcomments]

[pukicho]

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

[screenshotsofdespair]

[botanyshitposts]

love doing something I call ‘the big leaf test’ where I put my hand on a leaf and if the leaf is bigger than my hand I go damn that’s crazy

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[teaboot]

Remember! When companies lay off all their staff because AI is cheaper, this sort of shit is what you can leverage for a better contract when they are inevitably forced to hire everyone back :)

[ificouldlookoutyoureyesiwould]

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[pseudomantis]

Some of my favorite NBA player tweets

[pseudomantis]

[pseudomantis]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[adz]

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

[adz]

nods serenely

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[emmaklee]

list of professions from a Chinese-to-English textbook