Gay and spooky

18+

[kosmogrl]

[depsidase]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[froggribs]

[deadpowol]

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[socialistexan]

[vitabreva]

[themummersfolly]

How dare you leave this in the tags.

[charlesoberonn]

[orcboxer]

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

[orcboxer]

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[zarohk]

It would be an excellent moment of allegory made real if he were to literally die of his own hot air on the 250th birthday of America. Like what a powerful story.

[kosmogrl]

july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good

[targetedknowledge]

[antonio-m]

Travis Schlaht (American, b.1975). “First Cup”, 2023. from sketch to oil on canvas

[heymamona]

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[werewolf-transgenderism]

he jumped in a pool in the suit yesterday to celebrate the public pools opening for the summer btw

[so-much-for-subtlety]

at nighttime he wears a nightgown over his suit, he showers in his suit etc

[babushkaat]

[newthings2b-grateful4]

This kitty’s sunset viewings! I am grateful for this!!!

[targetedknowledge]

[systemskeptic]

Do not give up! The Great Skeleton War rages on, yet we shall not yield!

[bognaturals]

Asserting my dominance in the men’s room by properly washing my hands

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.