I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year
May we live in very uninteresting times
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I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year
May we live in very uninteresting times
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Again take Tylenol or its generic counterpart. Do not take ibuprofen.
They showed that the kids who thought they were invincible from Vanderbilt University are feeling it because they’ve tested positive for Coronavirus. I know in the beginning they made young ones feel safe by telling them the elderly is most at risk. Well that’s not true. Everyone is. Stop getting up in God’s face if he’s not ready for you yet. (x)
This reporter’s reaction to Donald Trump shitting all over the most obvious softball question is my new most favorite thing of ever.
Yikes
My parents were talking about how painfully easy it would be to knock that softball out of the park. And it’s not even like he fouled it.
He turned around and hit the umpire with his bat
so uh. hey. anyone autistic wondering why their trauma is affecting them so harshly despite thinking it wasn’t as severe as it could’ve been?? here’s your reassurance that you’re not overreacting, your Trauma Bank ™ just runs on overdrive.
Read the article; it does a decent job of explaining both the neuroscience and breaking the neuroscience down into an easier to, well, English.
http://unstrangemind.com/autistics-are-at-greater-risk-of-trauma/
Who could have possibly foreseen that organizing the entire service economy around low-wage workers without sick leave or reliable access to a doctor might someday backfire.
Assistant Cat Coordinator gets some screen (story)
full thread, presented without comment: https://twitter.com/muge_niu/status/1233762832556154880?s=21
As of today, 29 February 2020, AO3 has been blocked by Chinese censors - allegedly (but not confirmed) because the website was reported for RPF of an actor that fans of said actor found it distasteful and harmful. This was one of the last pockets of Chinese internet communities that was truly connected to the social platform of the rest of the world.
“THREAD: Sad day for Chinese internet users: Ao3, archive of our own, was reportedly blocked on Feb 29, 2020. I can’t begin to describe its
sex education season 2, episode 4
Short comic, while I work on something bigger on the side. It is nevertheless a very important topic. A lot of seabirds die because they eat plastic. They feed their chicks with the waste. It’s really tragic.
https://slate.com/human-interest/2020/01/age-of-consent-25-advice.html
I’m under 25 and I don’t believe it.
They consulted MULTIPLE EXPERTS on whether it’s true that people under 25 “aren’t mature enough” to consent to sex “because their brains aren’t done developing yet.”
(Answer: False and also the experts are kind of concerned that this viewpoint is being advocated for at all)
One of their experts, a professor of pediatric medicine and expert on lifespan development, said:
Unlike driving a car, voting, drinking alcohol, or buying a firearm, sexuality is an integral part of human development. If we decided that the age of consent was 25 (which is a sort of arbitrary cutoff developmentally but the car rental companies like it based on actuarial tables), we’d be undermining social, romantic, and sexual development. That’s probably creating more problems than it’s solving.
Instead of raising the age of consent until people’s brains are fully developed (which itself is a tricky benchmark), health education programs should focus on helping people navigate consent and establish and communicate their personal boundaries in romantic and sexual relationships. This approach decreases the chances of coercion for everyone, regardless of how old they are or their stage of brain development.
Yay, conservative Protestantism in a feminist hat! The ableism, misogyny, and homophobia inherent in this woman’s self-described “progressive” “friends” is kind of terrifying. I’m glad she could contact the experts to shut those paternalist assholes down, and I hope she gets new friends who don’t treat her like a child.
the closest things on earth we have to old eldritch abomination gods are the sun, the ocean and nuclear radiation
the sun:
unfathomably ancient, and will outlive all of us by billions of years
the light coming from it is so strong that brief exposure can burn or blind you even from millions of miles away
once worshipped as a god by various religions and cults who made sacrifices to appease it
will eventually expand as it burns out and dies and consume us in a desperate attempt to extend its lifespan
constantly making incredibly loud noises which would cause agony and eventual deafness if we could hear it, including ‘screams’ before emitting solar flares
(@ndiecity made a very good post which inspired my ideas for this one)
the ocean:
an enormous, singular mass that’s constantly heaving and tossing its bulk against the land we build our homes on and gradually ‘eating away’ at it
also extremely old and likely to outlast any of our lifespans
countless people, ships and even entire landmasses have vanished into its depths, never to be seen or heard from again
so vast and dangerous that it’s still mostly uncharted, and less is known about its deepest areas to us than our solar system
full of teeth and tentacles, enormous storms and even more unknown terrors none have ever returned from to tell the that tale of that can and will consume you without thought or reason
also historically worshipped as a god and often characterized in myths and legends as an vengeful, merciless entity
those who sail on it tend to be deeply superstitious and respect its power with a reverence bordering on awe
a single one of the superstorms it brews on a regular basis can devastate vast areas of civilization
will eventually rise and consume us
nuclear radiation:
even brief exposure can cause long-term and irreparable damage, including bleeding, burns, hair loss, premature ageing, internal bleeding and the growth of tumors which cause a wasting disease that consumes your healthy cells until you die
cannot be entirely contained of blocked out, only ‘shielded’ by thick barriers of lead and concrete
radioactive waste is so toxic that it’s buried deep underground and/or entombed within a ‘sarcophagus’ of multiple layers of shielding to prevent it from escaping and infecting the ground we grow and raise our food on, the water we drink and the air we breathe
areas where it has escaped or been set loose and leaked into its surroundings are evacuated and abandoned for hundreds of miles, and anything that survives within them is shunned as a carrier of the infection and contained in ‘exclusion zones’
also capable of outlasting us by many centuries, to the point that people have considered setting up intimidating architecture and writing unsettling cryptic messages to warn future generations not to seek out or disturb it in areas it is concentrated in that sound like biblical accounts of our smiting at the hands of a malevolent god
most accidents that have occurred while handling it are a result of a combination of our lack of knowledge about its abilities and hubris
I want antis to look at this. REALLY FUCKING LOOK AT IT!
Because of you there were children possibly missed and still abused because you HAD to report GOD FUCKING CARTOONS!!! All because cartoon porn is gtoss to YOU. All because you put the factitious lives of cartoon children above REAL children.
Because of ever asshole who reported porn of cartoon character youve caused just THIS organzation to waste 15OK. Causing more damage. Causing less help for children. This is what we mean when we say NOBODY, but you all, cares about cartoons or considers it child pornography. Now Imagine how much man power and money of the FBI and every other CSA hotline youve wasted. Imagine every god damn child who is still suffering cause you thought cartoons matter just as much or MORE than REAL KIDS!!! This is what we mean when we say yall dont give a damn or two fucks about anyone but yourselves. Cause you decided to report people OVER CARTOONS, than to just blacklist and block. THANK YOU FOR YOUR VERY VERY UNHELPFUL SERVICE. Maybe you should delete all of youre social media and never get on the internet again until you can learn som fucking god damn decency and learn to put REAL people above cartons and learn how to actually use the internet. Sincerly a victim of CSA who is so lived, so pissed off, that she wants to give yall a good god damn kick in the ass for wasting peoples time.
YOUR CRUSADES ARE HARMING THE VERY PEOPLE YOU CLAIM TO PROTECT
isnt that kid a drug addict now?
No. He is a national treasure.
We must protect him at ALL costs.
I can’t even fully express my love for Macaulay Culkin. I loved his recent interviews with Jimmy Fallon and with Ellen (in one of them he’s wearing red nail polish and I just love that about him too), I love his website bunnyears.com, I especially love him in Party Monster and in Saved, I love that he was in a Velvet Underground cover band called Pizza Underground that changed all the lyrics to be about pizza, and I love how weird and awkward he is.
He also shows up in Redlettermedia vids and he’s always fun in them
Tabloids said Culkin had a $6,000 a day heroin addiction, Culkin has been very vocal about denying that he was ever addicted to heroin
If you don’t know about Macaulay Culkin’s childhood other than “he was the richest child actor of his time” please take a minute to read this
When Home Alone was at the height of its fame I saw him on a talk show saying he slept on the couch at home. His dad, who’d insisted on being on the panel with him, laughed it off as “we’d fallen on hard times but we’ll be moving to a bigger place soon.” Macaulay later said “He wanted me to know and my brother to know that he was in charge and that if he didn’t want us to sleep on a bed, we weren’t going to sleep on a bed.”
His father, Kit, was also a child actor but never made it very far. He insisted on being Macaulay’s manager and simultaneously hated him for being talented and pressured him to be famous so he could get rich
Macaulay has said he has scars from his father’s physical abuse
All the kids were forced into acting but Macaulay and Keiran were the most successful. Thier father would book them for acting work without discussing it with them, and after long days on set they’d have to sit with their father for hours planning for the next day’s work. They rarely had any free time
When his parents filed for divorce the custody battle focused mainly on who would get to be the kids’ manager because that person got 15% of their earnings. It’s unknown if his mother’s motives were financial or trying to keep their father from having a position of power over them, but his father’s motives were definitely financial
Macaulay hasn’t spoken to his father in 25 years and doesn’t know if he ever will. In response, his father told reporters “I no longer consider him my son”
All the stuff about Macaulay being a has-been who can’t find work is untrue. He’s still persued for acting parts but is very selective about which projects he gets involved in. He’s turned down roles that went on to make millions, including a lead in The Big Bang Theory. He has no regrets about passing on those roles and says his happiness is worth more to him
I fully support Macaulay Culkin being a goofy guy who does the work he wants to do and uses what’s left of his childhood earnings to relax and enjoy life
i just don't understand why rich people force themselves to eat gross expensive food like caviar and salmon on crackers infused with gold dust or whatever as if eating a whole roll of garlic bread loaded with melted cheese isn't the height of decadence and indulgence
i'm eating a slice of the cheesey garlic bread i bought from the aldi down the road and i can tell you with certainty that i feel happier right now than any billionaire ever will
Shh they're gonna hear you and turn it into rich people's food
the last time people got guillotined it was over the price of bread so they can fucking try
“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”
I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that
6th grader: