*explosion noises*

Beep beep (33/enby/MI)

[pitbolshevik]

go grandpa

[pitbolshevik]

go grandpa part 2

[t0mserv0]

Turns out you still can't post full hog on Tumblr 😔

[androcola]

prog lover group chat

Yesfan1970: just finished listening to one 20 hour song! Onto the next!

💪1 👍4 ❤️3

Floydfan74: amazing 30 minute guitar solo on this song! Lovin it!!

🔥4 👍3 🎸2

ELOluvrrrr: I love the crazy electric keyboard!! Great sound!

👍4 ❤️ 5

Beachboyguy65: nice song under 3 minutes! you guys should check it out!

😠5 👎3 🤓1

[t0mserv0]

All this weight lifting better result in me getting [REDACTED] in my new fat ass

[t0mserv0]

I matched with two really cute nb people on ~The Apps~ so I'm hoping this is a good start to pride month

[t0mserv0]

Update: 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[t0mserv0]

I matched with two really cute nb people on ~The Apps~ so I'm hoping this is a good start to pride month

[touyaspeach]

Dick from a man who is just so fucking weird

[schlocklasa]

Now why would Jay - avowed film detail-knower - have said "creamy" when it's "glorious"? Well that's because my July 2023 post is inside his brain, of course.

[n0turg1rlfr1end]

strap on skirts by @mmaizie on insta

[insomniamamma]

The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.

[miscling]

rb if you want people to be horny and embarrassed on anon in your inbox

[mtndewbajablast]

“i’m autistic” = 👍

“i’m a little autistic” = mark of the beast for annoying people

[mtndewbajablast]

“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense

[mtndewbajablast]

cartel style execution

[thirdpunch]

“Go to SlotsLights.com. Win real money” - Pearl (2022) dir. Ti West

[t0mserv0]

Thank you @venomsboyfriend for reblogging to remind me to pull a screenshot of my copy of Madame Web that lives on my Plex server.

[were--ralph]

i tune out for one day and what the fuck is this

[were--ralph]

i thought maybe it was shitpost but no

[minotaur-in-my-labyrinth]

Dana White is the head of the UFC. He is buddy-buddy with Vince McMahon, head of the WWE. Vince McMahon is the husband of Linda McMahon, the head of the Department of Education. This tracks severely.

[were--ralph]

i fucking hate it here god nuke us all

[t0mserv0]

It's also worth mentioning that Dana White has spoken at the last three Republican National Conventions.

[thirdpunch]

“Go to SlotsLights.com. Win real money” - Pearl (2022) dir. Ti West

[movieposters1]

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[reaperrmancer]

Ur right and u should say it

[ap-kinda-lit]

Reading this in 2021

[ssv-raven]

Reading in 2026

[dovewithscales]

Y'all, we as a community have got to get better at dodgeball if we’re gonna keep tempting fate like that.

[admirationary]

Carly Rae Jepsen from her Call Me Maybe music video directed by Ben Knechtel (2012)