My Name Is Your Name Too

Always be magical and awesome. And if you're not gonna be magical and awesome get dafuq outta my face.

[tabijingleheimerschmidt]

I haven’t been here in literal years at this point. Damn, I missed you guys.

[backtornado]

so it turns out one reason why kissanime’s been sucking ass lately in terms of load times is cause rapidvideo literally uses your browser to mine cryptocurrency???

[wunkolo]

And that’s just like, one of the hundreds/thousands of other sketchy things the site has going on in the background by just sitting on any of its web pages without an adblocker/scriptblocker

[stardusteuphoria]

Yo, if you wanna use KissAnime, you gotta be able to protect yourself & your computer from its shadiness. This post is discouraging, but sadly, there aren’t any less shady alternatives (aside from the legal streaming sites, of course) Anyway, if you wanna use any streaming site, you should download these Chrome extensions:

- uBlock Origin

And then you’re gonna wanna add this list to your uBlock filters…it blocks a lot of the nasty popups. 

- Kiss Essentials

Removes ads and adds functionality. Can never be too safe, right?

- Pop Up Blocker 

This extension is a lifesaver, seriously. Personally, I’ve never seen it used on Kiss, but it works a lot on other streaming sites. With uBlock, Essentials, and Pop Up Blocker, it’s very rare that I see ads. 

- Minerblocker

As the name suggests, it blocks crypto miners. I can’t vouch for its reliability yet, as it hasn’t blocked anything for me atm.

I also use a tampermonkey script to block the “Are You Human?” thing. Pretty sure it’s on the Kissanime reddit (also, if you use Kiss a lot, browse that sub even more!! It’s really useful to know what the hell is going on the site before you risk your computer). Make sure to download Malwarebytes, too! 

[dekpi-deactivated20190316]

reblogging this again because this is a much better version than just saying “dont use kissanime”

All illegal streaming services do stuff like this, so instead of going somewhere else, learn how to protect yourself from malicious advertisements.

[pukicho]

Feeling highly lustful on this night and, a little bit gluttonous !

[chichieef]

Sluttonous

[pukicho]

You have my vote

[hall--o--ween]

[thegoodvybe]

“I know my heart will never be the same But I’m telling myself I’ll be okay.”

— Sara Evans (via thegoodvybe)

[thegoodvybe]

[ruinedchildhood]

[heartfeltdelight]

me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can't stop thinking about it.

[jesuisloupseul]

I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.

I'm reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.

[adulthoodisokay]

it just keEPS GOING

[bookoisseur]

Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.

[wilwheaton]

...the fuck.

[tabijingleheimerschmidt]

The worst part is...I want to taste it

[tabijingleheimerschmidt]

When you give a baby a KitKat #babyboy #iloveyou #imsoluckytohaveyou #babyandree #mylove #snacksforlife https://www.instagram.com/p/B1Ubrkfgohy5M12A3GA8zGViYIoNwLgUtH4pX00/?igshid=19ynp8025ubfe

[la-laborista-republiko]

Y'know what I really fuckin hate?

Tiny houses.

Not the concept, the notion, the Platonic ideal of a low-cost low-impact high-efficiency dwelling. That’s great. That’s awesome.

What really imagines my dragons is that in practice about 9 times out of 10 tiny house communities are just a way for rich hipsters to finally fulfil their greatest fantasy:

They found a way to fucking gentrify the trailer park

[poiplefunguy]

listen i know you’re making a point here but i cant stop thinking about ‘imagines my dragons’

[gimmethebeachboys]

remember that short story they made you read in school called The Lottery where the whole town gets together and just stones a motherfucker at random what the fuck was up with that

[odin-n-out]

[feynites]

Actually, I know what was up with that!

When The Lottery (by Shirley Jackson) was first published, tons of people wrote into the newspaper that published it to demand to know what the hell it was meant to be about

I suppose, I hoped, by setting a particularly brutal ancient rite in the present and in my own village to shock the story’s readers with a graphic dramatization of the pointless violence and general inhumanity in their own lives.

So basically the story is written in such a way that the uncritical nature of the townspeople is highlighted, when it comes to their own traditions. Every year the town commits outright violent murder, but because it’s ‘normal’ to them, they don’t think of it in those terms. The reader, who isn’t part of the town’s cultural assumptions, sees the horrific nature of their actions. But the characters in the story don’t.

In essence, it’s a story about normalization (before that phrase was coined). The point is to make you think about what cruelties might be passing uncriticized in your own culture, just because they seem ‘normal’ to you. Maybe your town doesn’t stone someone to death once a year, but there are other ways for communities to kill people, or let them suffer. And some of those are just as needless and just as rooted in unquestioned assumptions about how the world works, or how society needs to operate. The people in The Lottery were hesitant to give up their tradition because they believed it guaranteed them a good harvest. Revealing, in that hesitance, that the possibility of a bad outcome was more frightening to them than an atrocity they’d normalized. 

[closet-keys]

honestly, the thing bout depression is that everything makes me want to nap. virtually any trick from anyone to “wake up” my dumbass brain will transform into an excellent reason to go lie down 

take a shower so you’re alert? clean and comfy, the sheets would feel so nice, perfect time for a nap

eat some food so you have energy? nice full belly, time for some rest

go for a walk outside to break grogginess? need to take a break after that and lie down in bed

exercise to get blood flowing? there goes all my energy for the day! definitely time to sleep 

meet up with a close friend? maybe I could curl up on their couch 

spending time with my girlfriend? lets lie down and cuddle

reading or researching? I could lie down while I read and maybe nap after the next chapter

writing? definitely earned a nap after writing two pages

coffee? I could go back to sleep after that easy 

something just scared me and my adrenaline’s racing? time to lock myself in my room and get under covers until I feel safe and then pass out from overstimulation and exhaustion 

[luna-and-mars]

trying to reason with anti-vaxxers

[catchymemes]

[johnhocksbur]

Too swole…to control…

[carnival-phantasm]

King

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

*butler voice* your vibes, sir

[shoelight]

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

[mrdsc1010]

[thegoodvybe]