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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Jules of Nature
Misplaced Lens Cap
todays bird

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we're not kids anymore.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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if you hung up roboko as an ornament would you hang it up like THIS or like THIS?
A 'Wolf in sheeps clothing' type creature that just looks like a normal, benign sheep, until it pounces on the hapless sheep farmer and it has an ovipositor, and it turns out all that fluffy wool was hiding a bulging body so full of eggs that the poor critter could barely move. And now YOU are so full of eggs you can barely move. Then it goes back to being a normal sheep and you have no idea if the whole entire flock is like that too, and they're just waiting their turn.
Gosh this such a perfect situation to be in. You start terrified that this monster is on top of you, confused when its only shredding your pants, mortified when it starts fucking you.
You are so full of eggs you can barely move. Fuck me. You can't even push yourself upwards to get up. You have to crawl with a gravid lumpy belly full of eggs. You try to push the eggs back out, but the monster has plugged you up, so they're stuck inside.
Added twist?
What if it was more of a symbiotic relationship.
CW: Monsterfuck, breeding, noncon, dubcon, preganancy kink, angst, stockholm syndrome (?), falling in love
Nothing to see here, move along. Just gals being gals.
Fluffy bunny tummy by Sparrowl on Twitter
We always talk about monsters with aphrodisiac cum, but what about the opposite scenario where human sexual fluids are an aphrodisiac to an alien species and neither of you knew? Imagine your alien boyfriend eating you out/sucking you off for the first time and raising his head after you cum, instantly crawling up towards you. You see his full, leaking erection and feel a little pride that he got that worked up just from going down on you. But as his hands find your thighs and spread your legs, you feel how strangely fevered his skin is. You see something wild flickering behind the glaze of his eyes. He's looking at you with desperate hunger, a rattle that sounds like growls accompanying his exhales as he heavily breathes.
It's a look that's so unlike him and it makes your heart pound with uncertainty, but it's not enough to staunch your curiosity. Or your arousal. Without a word, he presses his raging cock to your hole, a feral noise escaping him as he slowly bottoms out and instantly cums. You whimper as his thick cum spills deep. He's still hot inside you despite that, throbbing hard in your confines. You squeeze experimentally and he snarls. His hips begin to thrash; rocking your body as he drives himself into you like a rutting beast, his teeth at your shoulder, filling you multiple times until his cum spurts from you around his cock with every thrust. You're more than content to lay there and take his frantic pounding until whatever this is has passed. And you resolve to find out what led to it because it has to happen again.
I wish isabelle animal crossing was real. I'd sit under her desk and let her pump loads down my throat while she gets drunk and does paperwork
Fitting under there with antlers gives a real crick in the neck.
(🦀abmayo🦀(@abmayo_mfp)さんのメディアポスト / Xから)
dragon who knows she should really stop kissing her human then shoving her tongue as far down its throat as she can but the panicked noises it makes and the way it tries to hit her muzzle to get her to pull back are so cute
thinking about when my professor told me how the boards of companies/orgs/etc. will sometimes hire on a CEO/whatever who they know will basically take a chainsaw to existing infrastructure, let them fuck as much shit up as possible, and then promptly fire them as soon as they've accomplished what the board wanted them to do. then they can point the finger at that guy & look like they're the heroes and the problem is resolved because he's gone now. and they still get to keep all the changes they wanted that nobody else did.
anyway I think it's fun and all to watch the two most divorced men on the planet publicly divorce each other. and also. maybe keep that in mind, is all.
like,
guys come on they think we're so fucking stupid.
This is also something Machiavelli recommended; when you take over a city, you should put a complete monster in charge, let him terrorize everyone for a few months, and then step in looking scandalized at his "excesses" and getting rid of him. That way, everyone's so relieved just not to be living under super-tyranny that they forget that they're still living under tyranny.
somas and sister doodles
REALLY good ask from anon i gotta draw this asap
i know what else i'm drawing tomorrow
this absolutely got me last night -- i really want to get my ears licked but being encouraged to fuck a toy like this absolutely gets me way more
this is going into the reblog chain of stuff to draw. excellent.
the list grows from researcher anon.... i haven't been answering these asks outright because i want to draw them LOL but i've been so busy...
there are apparently at least more than one researcher anons. also i need this brain off overstim SO bad after work. i cannot imagine how limp i would get during that