“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!
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we're not kids anymore.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!
I miss you every day.
Not the way one misses a season that has ended but the way one misses air after holding their breath for too long.
It is a quiet reality that never leaves.
I think of you with the constancy of rivers, which do not choose to flow toward the sea, they were simply born to do so.
There is an empty chair in my days where your memory still sits and no footsteps have managed to take its place.
I wish I could see you.
Lose myself in your eyes like someone wandering into an ancient forest and completely forgetting the way back.
I wish I could hear your voice one more time because memory preserves its echoes but echoes are never the same as the real rain.
This is the simplest truth I know, you are gone, time has moved forward and still my heart continues to speak your name in silence.
Because I love you.
I love you the way the earth loves the rain it cannot call back, the way windows love the light of a sunset that always fades away.
Like everything that was made to receive something beautiful and then miss it.
And though distance has raised mountains between us, I wake up every morning with the same truth intact.
I miss you and I have not learned how to love you any less.
I love you. Always.
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i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr
man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay
the sign in button?
“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:
They went to the same University and ate at the same caf table in total silence for four straight years. They were best friends
i find myself curious EXACTLY what Godzilla's contribution to this endeavor constitutes
Eating the people who block abortion access, I presume.
Do you want allies on this issue or not? These are two prominent public figures taking a public stand for abortion rights.
if you had to pick a fake tumblr story to become true which one would you pick and why?
down with cis bus. we need her more than ever now.
"Your love language is what you were deprived of as a child" actually no you're allowed to want, prefer and like things without everything tracing back to some dormant unprocessed trauma. You can just say you want to bounce on it without having to explain how as a child you always wanted - but never got - a trampoline.
Yeah this "love language is what you were deprived" take is a tiktok-pseudo psychology bullshit and we are more complex than th- wait what was that again
If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?
I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.
the thing about having hope is that it is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so difficult. but you have to do it anyway
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guys i'm serious can we PLEASE leave the battle of britpop in 1995 where it belongs i am So Tired
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has anyone heard of this group heaven's gate? they seem kinda sus but their website is sick as hell
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dude...
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i can't believe di and charles officially got divorced romance is DEAD
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ok royalist bootlicker
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oh so now the clinton/gore rpf shipper is going to preach to us?
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i just saw the birdcage in theatres...tbh i don't love the queerbaiting. why would you cast two straight actors to play a gay couple...
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society if québec had won its independence last year
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i swear if staff doesn't stop fucking around i'm going to permanently move to geocities.
#i'm just glad my PC can run netscape 2.0 #but the dial-up is so slow it's like barely worth it ugh maybe i'll just stop using the internet in general #it's not like i NEED it yk
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😎 Anonymous asked: Do you agree that if the glove does not fit, then we must acquit?
🚬 mall-rats answered: Bro I'm not getting baited into talking about the OJ trial again. Go troll someone else
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can you GAYS stop posting frasier spoilers
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niles fucking DIES
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does anyone else feel like the pavement fandom kind of sucks now?? i don't want to be an asshole but when cut your hair started playing on mtv all the time i knew it was over.
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lol now you know how radiohead fans felt when fake plastic trees was on the clueless soundtrack
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i've always loved the way they loved...
#kel climbing thru kenan's window because he just HAS to see him even tho he's banned from the rockmore house #like i'm sorry but it's true love your honor
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whenever i see that someone's fursona is a gerbil i'm always like oh so you must be a pretty big richard gere fan
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hold on let me ask jeeves something
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yeah this is funny as hell
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automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN
Me for the last 15 years: im a bit burnt out rn but im sure next week will be different
He had a family.
He had children.
He had a wife.
He had friends.
He had fans.
He had supporters.
R.I.P. Ned Stark 🕊️💔