arrested for ovw on mac

inactive overwatch/overwatch league blog

[avagarde]

If you genuinely like an overwatch character that is a red flag i will not tolerate sorry

[maxknightley]

is it okay if I ironically like one (🦍)?

[avagarde]

[transfemininomenon]

top things id most like to see in the elden ring expansion!!

Winston.

[transfemininomenon]

incredibly potent url/tag combo thank u

[super-affection]

nascar had dudes with names like Slick Richards and commentators are like “PUSSY JOHNSON CAUSES THE BIG ONE AT THE WINSTON CUP Sponsored By the 2022 Honda Cervix”

[selfinflictedgunshotwound]

the winston cup

[bunny-blaster]

the reylo owl au fanfic writer turned professional author who sicced her followers on me (resulting in like a million anons telling me to kill myself) is currently getting her ass beat up and down the streets of twitter.gov AND has lost her book deal as a result.... one thing abt me....... it make take a while but much like the san francisco sithlords i WILL always win....

[xalatath]

Winston isn't even from overwatch hes literally a folk hero

[eclipsebytaemin]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

we are fucked

[jame7t]

No hope

[thesituation]

i’m so high i’m scared rn

[thesituation]

this keeps happening to me

[emnesoi]

more like

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

whoever the geniuses are that thought putting overwatch 2 on steam was somehow gonna save their game are all probably collectively loading a single bullet into a handgun right now

[schistcity]

overwatch is a silly piece of shit on its best days but its continued insistence that magic is real but only in japan is especially hysterical

[schistcity]

hanzo and genji have haunted their hodgepodge of a narrative since 2016 with unambiguously magic powers in a soft-SF setting that went out of its way to conceptualise bogus technology like hard-light and biotics in order to fit its weirdness into some kind of "science" category. the fact they then didn't extend that consideration to hanzo and genji? they just left them as is? as witches? as fate-touched human vessels of ancient dragon spirits?? if genji wasn't a cyborg they could feasibly be minor sekiro bosses and that's weird dude!! and then kiriko gets released?? and these people had all the years in between ow1 and ow2 to find a way to hand-wave whatever weird shamanistic magic they accidentally let get into the game, and instead they make the only other japanese character a fucking spirit vessel as well. they doubled down. magic IS REAL in overwatch but ONLY on the BEAUTIFUL ISLANDS OF JAPAN, and no it's never ever going to be addressed because overwatch has as much coherent story as a themed puzzle page on the back of a kids cereal box. hysterical.

[lafortis]

this also extends to the ability to wall climb

[schistcity]

overwatch said if you are japanese you can do the following:

contain within you ancient spirit magic with powerful destructive and/or restorative capabilities

parkour

[pmd-stardust]

forgetting the fact that being a buddhist also gives you magic powers

zenyatta is specifically a civilian chassis but he can become invulnerable and throw balls at you

[pmd-stardust]

the point of overwatch is to say shinto-buddhism is the only correct religion i think

[whitewashedhanzo]

saw hanzo's cupid skin and felt nauseous. nature is healing

[whitewashedhanzo]

this blog was a documentation of my mental illness between the years 2016-2019. whitewashedhanzo was my asylum. see you girls later

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Truly hate saying this about Overwatch but: based

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

so funny when people are like "this is the first pansexual Thai person in overwatch!" like girl u know that's a video game right

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

scandal-based development schedule

[noelle-ism]

🦍🧒

"excuse me, for.... Being a single mother" - single mother winston

[buddwyer]

[wafflehousecoffee]

[reformedmercymain]

HOTTEST OVERWATCH CHARACTER FINAL MATCH

Who's Hotter: Roadhog or Winston

Roadhog

Winston

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[reformedmercymain]

ITS MONKEY MONDAY EVERYONE GET VOTING 🦍🦍🦍🦍

[omegaverse]

LET'S GO WINTON!!!!!!!!!!

[reformedmercymain]

Sorry Roadhog voters, even though it says 50/50, technically the green is highlighted which means Winton got slightly more votes and won the competition

Thank you all for your participation!