Taes education guide 🎈

Helpful tips for anybody raising 15+ kids or planning on leading a kpop group of over 20 members ✌

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Beomgyu: I've been expecting you, Yeonjun.

Yeonjun: How did you do that without turning around?

Beomgyu: Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you.

[ikemeole]

*enha and txt family meet*

yeonjun: *screams out of annoyance*

beomgyu: *screams to assert dominance*

taehyun: *screams to restore order*

hyuka: *recording and screaming dolphin laugh*

soobin: *sighs and turns around*

soobin to jungwon: these are my kids

jungwon: *looks at passed out enha and nods*

jungwon: relatable

[random-incorrect-things]

Yeonjun: *visibly tired*

Soobin: Did you sleep at all last night?

Yeonjun: No, Beomgyu was talking in his sleep.

Huening Kai: Really? What did he say?

Yeonjun: He was moaning "Mama" and "Ooh" all night.

Taehyun: Oh god.

Yeonjun: I thought he was having a wet dream, turns out he was singing Bohemian Rhapsody on repeat.

[taes-children]

Wooyoung: I would seriously die for my juniors.

Also Wooyoung: If they don't do a full 90° bow when they see me I am gonna smack their a*ses

[sichengforthewinwin]

Taeyong: Goodnight Jisung

Jisung: Night mom

Taeyong: Goodnight monster under Jisung’s bed

Johnny: [from under Jisung’s bed] Goodnight

[somewhatleefelix]

Bambam: *falls through the ceiling and lands on the floor*

Chan: Hey Hyung.

Bambam: Hey Chan.

[kpop-fanatic-lover16]

[Kpop Leaders pt.6]

*playing the game Simon Says*

Chan: Okay... Simon Says–

Taeyong, breaking into dancing: Urin Real Vibe Killeeeer

Chan: uhh, okay. Simon Says jump

*Namjoon, Hongjoong, Jaebum and Shownu jump*

Chan loudly: HA! Simon didn't tell you to land so you're all out

*Chan walks away proudly*

Hongjoong, clearly irritated: remind me to smack him later

*Silence*

Taeyong quietly singing in the back: mine, mine, mine, mine, mine....

[totally-correct-kpop]

Jisung: *screams*

Chenle: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Jaemin: Should we do something?

Renjun, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

[totally-correct-kpop]

Johnny: SHIT, WE LOST YUTA. Taeyong is going to ki-

WinWin: Wait, I got this.

WinWin: IM SO SAD, I NEED A HUG :(

Yuta: *yeeting himself out of a tree* SICHENG COME HERE MY DARLING BOY

[totally-correct-kpop]

Therapist: So why couldn’t you sleep last night?

Me: Does Haechan sound like angels or do angels sound like Haechan?

Therapist: Holy shit

[totally-correct-kpop]

Kun, to Lucas and WinWin: I just heard Hendery and Ten talking about how they want to decorate the dorm after we die so we’re sleeping in shifts now.

[totally-correct-kpop]

[Fire alarm goes off in the middle of the night]

*All of the members rush in half asleep*

Taeyong: Is everyone okay? Chenle what are you-

Chenle: *holding lit piece of paper under the fire alarm* Now that everyone’s here, who the FUCK drank the last of my chocolate milk?

[totally-correct-kpop]

Haechan: Does age matter?

Jaehyun: When it comes to love, absolutely not. Love knows no bounds. It’s something that can’t-

Haechan: No, not love Jaehyun, you sappy fool. I’m trying to get food from the kids menu, the adult one sucks and I have a hankering for some chicken tenders. Do you think I could pass as 12?

[totally-correct-kpop]

Jaehyun: Are you okay?

Yuta:

Jaehyun: Yuta?

Yuta: Sicheng used to call me Yuta...

Jaehyun: Because that’s your fucking name.

[totally-correct-kpop]

Chan: I’m what the kids call

Chan: really exhausted.

Chan: I’m so tired.

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jeongin: hey chan hyung, what are you doing?

chan: *taking a buzzfeed quiz on what kind of chonky cat he is* leader stuff.

[bangtanforsure]

[paddling aling the amazon silently in a kayak]

namjoon: its so lovely

jungkook: can you believe they named this after a website?