#;alethea

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If You Were A Worm

Sive: No, worms are disgusting

Liora: She would say yes and not think about it but the next time she's drunk enough she would cry about how she can't protect a worm. They'd just wriggle away and then she wouldn't be able to figure out which worm was her love and which was just a worm so she'd have to bring them both home and love a handful of worms and that's too much.

Rosalind: Why would you be a worm? Did you do something to piss of Morrigan? Do you need help?

Alethea: Yes, and she would write sad wormy poetry about you.

Varania: She would say no but she would still love you.

Shokrakar: This is a strange thought exercise and she stopped doing those when she left the Qun. Ask her again when you are a worm and she can decide then.

Ghilan'nain: Yes, and she is the reason you are a worm. A worm cannot leave her.

Frauke: She's already making a nice terrarium, just in case.

Cosima: No, but she would protect you. Bring you someplace that worms could be happy and let you free.

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I need to sit down at some point and revamp Alethea’s default verse now that I’ve decided the noble guy Leandra set her up with and eventually runs off with post Everything is Bran Cavin’s son because that both complicates things slightly more and also changes very little.

She still has twins while on the run, still names them Kestrel and Beckett, still rolls up to Skyhold with a baby on each hip excited for her kids to finally meet their godfather, Varric, in person.

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Carver: Alla, I said I was sorry. Alla: Varric, can you tell my little brother his apology isn’t accepted. Varric: Hey, hey, hey I’m not getting in the middle of this Hawke fight. Carver: I didn’t mean to, sister. You know I wouldn’t do that on purpose. Alla: How can you not mean to push someone into the ocean, Carver! Carver: I-I just forget how tiny you are.

inspired by discord shenannigans with @gracebroken

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@chantryprince liked for a starter

    “Do you ever...miss nobility? I know that Mother did, but your circumstances for leaving were quite different than hers.”

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alethea starter call // @daisythedalish

    “You have--There’s a twig,” Alethea tutted lightly as she reached out to carefully untangle a small stick from Merrill’s hair, “It’s a stubborn thing.”

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Alla @templar carver: You know what happens to people who use red lyrium? They end up living in a cart down by the river.

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@scouraged // starter call

    “Have an interest in polearms, do you?” Alla’s smile is almost dazzlingly bright as she turns to the templar who’d been watching her so intently, “I’ve noticed it’s an unusual weapon here in the Marches, they’re more common in Ferelden, handy against Orlesians and Darkspawn.”

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@eycsss // Lyrics Starter - Where Do We Go From Here?

    “The battle's done and we kind of won, so we sound our victory cheer--Where do we go from here?”