#{ really tho

[critter-of-habit]

Yelena you had ONE job

[fellaorg]

Superboy Prime

[fetishette]

Every day i am fighting tooth and nail to grasp on to whatever remaining shreds of sanity i have left

[spicy-apple-pie]

to those who saw that adopted damian post no you didn't

[silvertonedwords]

Today's Tiva thought.

Ziva: "Do you trust him enough to put your life in his hands?" Tony: "Yes." Ziva: "How about mine? Or Tali's?" Tony: ...

Yes, what a totally normal thing to say to your ex., implying he's more concerned with preserving your life than he is his own, like it's an average thing to say on a Tuesday.

[meowmeow518]

Monster x human but less about monster sex and moreso about feeling disconnected from your peers in a way that continuously leaves you feeling inhuman regardless of how hard you try to blend in. Fantasizing about a human finding your monstrous nature something attractive and alluring rather than disgusting or strange.

And the monster bottoms.

:)

[melissshit]

House: Yeah my leg hurts, I need a cane

Watson: I needed a cane once. But I fucked my bestfriend and it healed, I suggest the same.

House: That’s… hardly medical Doctor.

Watson: Since when do you care what’s medical or not? Fuck your roommate Doctor. Also quit drugs, I don’t buy this tortured genius thing anymore.

[kinnxporsche]

Excuuuuse me, but I can’t be the only one thinking this kind of screamed "Kabedon me" RIGHT THERE.