#( daxton )

[bthemistake]

POV: The W.A.R gang find you in a manhole

[red-plutoo]

I wanna circle back to my old post about Jason knowing close up magic and offer “duke does not know close up magic, however he is just magic so he convinces everyone he does know close up magic and only really Jason can tell he’s making shit up instead of doing actual tricks” as a headcanon, because that’s hilarious

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Duke, showing off to the war kids: was this you card?

Dre: what the fuck

Jason, who can see he just made all the cards look the same for a brief period of time: I second that.

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Virgil: that’s like cool as fuck, where’d you learn?

Duke: Jason taught me

Jason, absolutely did not teach him, Is about to get asked to teach Virgil a trick that’s physically impossible:

Jason: i want you dead

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Cass, intently watching duke repeat the same trick over and over:

Jason: ?

Cass: I’m trying to figure out when he shifts the cards

Jason: he’s using his powers

Cass: he said it was ‘just magic’ and he wasn’t lying

Duke, who somehow lie-of-omission-ed himself into this situation and does not know how to fix it without getting karate chopped:

Jason:

Jason: you did this to yourself man

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Duke, teaching Damian a trick:

Jason: ?

Jason: what’re you up to narrows?

Duke: listen I do know some actual tricks

Jason: uh huh.

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War kids, playing uno:

Riko: whose gonna shuffle? I can’t very well

Izzy: duke can, he does the magic

Duke, who does not know how to properly shuffle a deck but has gotten this far: yeah yeah sure

Duke, proceeds to do a SHIT job:

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Duke: row.

Duke: row

Duke: ROW

Jason, was intentionally ignoring him: fucking Christ narrows what do you want.

Duke: I need you to teach me an actual trick Cass figured out I was bullshitting

Jason:

Jason: ok I’m genuinely impressed it took that long

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Duke, just making the cards move around for maps:

Jason: aww you’re such a softie

Duke:

Duke: I’m gonna slash all of your spare tires

Jason, bowing his head: yeah I deserve that

Maps: can I help with the tires?

Jason: hey >:[

Duke: obviously

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(I also imagine he does similar shit playing cards, because he’s competitive and petty)

Drax: why do I have a +80 uno card???

Duke, just really wanted to screw over sugar and Riko, for sport: wow I wonder why

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Batkids, playing blackjack:

Duke, has gotten a 21 every round:

Tim:

Steph:

Tim: I know he’s doing something I just can’t prove it.

Steph: if he was Cass would’ve noticed

Cass, had also gotten 21 every round: no he’s just been very lucky

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Dick, just got back from a mission: can anyone tell me why card games were added to the banned list while i was gone

Duke and Cass, eating the snacks they won via rigged card games:

Duke: no clue

Cass: Alfred must’ve read something

Dick: yeah ok i guess

[northsonic]

Ship so good they couldn’t take them being endgame 😅

[unsafescapewolf]

Based on the hit VN

[forbescaroline]

dynamics i've been wanting to gif: devi & paxton - never have i ever You kind of got me through the death of my dad. (I did? How?) By being a dream.

[bellamysgriffin]

ULTIMATE SHIPS CHALLENGE - Non-Endgame Ships [3/5] ↳ You make me better. (insp)

[trunswicked]

Movie Night

[sleepyicon]

moment of silence for the ships that couldn't be endgame