🍻 + reverse because i want both versions of this meme
@temp0rt5l
Send "🍻" for the receiver to take care of an intoxicated sender!
For a reverse situation, just send "🍻 + reverse"!
One of the few upsides to being dead is the ability to be almost supernaturally stealthy when the occasion calls for it. Being able to stand perfectly still, not needing to take a breath, it all makes a difference when trying to be sneaky.
Unfortunately, most of that goes out of the window after the second bottle of tequila.
As far as Char is concerned, she's moving with a catlike grace as she crosses the courtyard under cover of darkness; in reality, she's quietly giggling and shushing herself as she totters over the cobbles, admittedly while balancing astonishingly well in six-inch heels. The door gives her a moment of trouble as she first tries to use her own apartment keys before remembering that those don't work on the Academy doors, and opting instead to seek out an open window she can squirm her way through.
She's about three quarters of the way through when she realises that rather than the totally empty room she thought she was entering, she's instead come face-to-face with Five.
Char grins. A spirited effort at appearing much more sober than she actually is.
"Heyyyy. Fancy seein' you here. Isn' it past your bedtime? You should go- whoooooah!"
In hindsight, talking and trying to get the rest of the way through the window at once was too much mulititasking; her foot gets caught on the windowsill and she does practically a full turn before landing flat on her ass on the study floor. Silent for a moment before breaking out into a new fit of giggles. "Holy shit did y'see that?"












