Aug 5
its so sad that lestat became a rockstar bc he's so clearly destined for musical theatre. he literally founded an evil goth french polyamorous theatre kid coven before the electric light, broadway could not handle his ass and he'd flourish in that environment like a well-watered corpse flower. the only reason they didn't do this as the plot for s3 is bc the great conversion vampires simply don't have broadway money
#obvi s3 lestat's crazy ass wouldn't be able to hold down 8 shows a week but if his life was in order he'd have a tony#but also has there ever been a better frank n furter cast? the emcee? the phantom would be too triggering but yk he'd kill it#the vampire lestat#lestat de lioncourt#iwtv meta#tvl meta#theatre des vampires#broadway au#louis in nyc just trying to stalk a waitress when he sees his husband has for some fucking reason made a broadway debut#i feel like lestat would get around the daytime shows by subtly living in the walls of the theatre and making tons of shitty poto jokes#people would try to meet him at the stage door and his costars would very sadly inform them that lestat is homeless
