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[tehcherrya]

have this for your pockets, because I couldn't stop thinking of this when drawing their horrified expressions--

[yunospotpotatoes]

what did he say???

Pairing: Marvel cast x Actress reader

Summary: Reader comes across a funny compilation of her and her co-stars saying out of context stuff on her day off 

Warning: 18+ content, MINORS DNI, cursing, chaos, pure chaos

A/n: I found this video while on one of my homework breaks and I HAD to write how the reader would react to it. I highly recommend watching it for a good laugh!! Also I DO NOT own the video I just took lovely inspiration by adding reader into it all credits are to creator of the video!! Here is the link.

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You know how it is on a typical day off. You wake up, get your phone, read all your notifications, then you scroll through your feed, and watch a couple of funny videos. Though one particular video catches your eye. Clicking on the video you can hear the elevator music playing while they explain what’s going to happen in the video. Instantly you see Anthony and Sebastian reading thirst tweets it went straight to Anthony reading his.

                           “Anthony Mackie as Captain America makes me horny like put that shield against my neck”

Instantly your eyes bulge out from the straightforward tweet but when Anthony thanked the person for making them horny made you bang your fist against your bed laughing. All you can hear afterwards was Wii music and the small clip of a person saying WHAT DID HE SAAAAAY!!!!

The next clip was with Will Smith and your fellow co-star Tom Holland about to enter an escape room but there was a catch: they had to wear blind folds. Now you weren’t shocked at that you were shocked when Tom admitted that this wasn’t usually how he liked to be blindfolded. He better be ready to receive a text from you after the video is over.

The clip after that was Tom Hiddleston another one of your stunning co-stars talked about how Chris Hemsworth new how to “swing his hammer” now anybody would instantly think they like to experience swinging that hammer *wink wink* but your mind went right to how he knew this information. You might have to have a talk with him later.

The Wii music continued to play in the background as both Chris Evans and Hemsworth were doing an interview. With no context whatsoever you see the interviewer bring out a bag of doritos and handed it to the two Chris’s in front of him.  

                     “That's exactly what I thought you’d taste like”

Looking at his fellow Chris Evans. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??? Is this what’s happening in their trailers while you perform your scenes for Marvel??? The questions will have to wait till later for now you wrote down a reminder to add cool ranch doritos to your grocery list.

Clip after clip held so many moments of your fellow cast members saying out of pocket shit that had you laughing and questioning your friends' mentality.

Next Clip:

It was an interview with you and Sebastian in Spanish. Now you know enough conversational Spanish to smooth out most of the interview but this specific interview you will remember for a long time to come because there were a few questions the interviewer asked that were unexpected. Since it was mainly about your new movie that you and Sebastian starred in about a couple being framed for the murder of their neighbor.

You were expecting mainly movie related questions, maybe some about your private life but you’re used to those. “So since you two were casted as couple there are a few scenes were the tension gets high and one of the main things they used to solve it is by having sex.” You had no idea where this question was going but you stayed professional to your best ability. 

Getting ready for her question you picked up your water bottle to take a quick sip.

“But we wanna know your preferences do you like having sex in the evening or morning?” Your eyes bulged out of your head mid gulp had you swallowing down the wrong pipe. A fit of coughing was all you were focused on as your co-star started patting your back to help push any of the water out. Clearing your throat you apologized profusely in Spanish. 

“Ummm well I- I pre- you know what Seb why don’t you go first?” Shifting the mic over to him as he looked at you with the stupidest grin on his face. Leaning into the microphone his attention solely on you paying the interviewer no mind. 

                                      “Every hour if it’s possible” 

You just stared at him as he stared right back you felt your cheeks starting to heat up. Standing up immediately shouting as you walked to the nearest exit.

                         “Bueno, eso es todo lo que se hace la entrevista. ¿Dónde está la puerta? ¿Dónde? ¿DONDE?” 

Laughing at your flustered Spanish Sebastian stood up as well chasing you around saying the interview wasn’t done yet. Still waiting for your answer. You knew for now on to avoid any fashion and sex preferences questions. But never did Seb let you forget that interview and every once in a while he would bring up just to get that same flustered reaction.

Next clip:

The clip following that was you and Chris Evans doing an interview about Captain America: the First Avenger. “So I heard you two get to be in the presence of a lot of talented and good looking people.” Nodding along to that fact you sat up straight up in your chair “Can’t forget intimidating I thought I was going to pass standing next to Sam” grabbing the ends of your skirt.

“OH YEAH you looked like a toddler who was about to get scolded by her parents, it was so hilarious!” cracking up at your side as he held onto your shoulder in case he fell. “HEY you can’t blame me that man has presence and I ain’t gonna get in the way of that” playfully pushing off his hand making him almost fall off his chair. 

The interviewer laughed at our little banter as he continued on with a question that followed his previous one. “So which co-star did you find most attractive when you were first working with them.” Immediately we both answered 

                                        “Hayley-” “Sebastian-” 

looking at each we answered again “Hayley-” “Sebastian-” turning to each other ready for fight “So YOU’RE telling me you don’t think that Sebastian is the most attractive??” Picking up my chair to face Chris “Of COURSE Seb is attractive he’s smoking hot but I gotta rep my girl Hayley I mean come her accent OOOO” fanning myself. All you can say is that the interview lasted an extra 10 minutes as you argued which one of your co-stars was more attractive. 

Grabbing the water bottle on the side of your bed, another scene was with Tom talking to an interviewer about the upcoming Thor movie. Instantly cutting to Tom talking about how he has ‘I have Mjolnir in my pants’ had you spitting out water on the front of your shirt clinging to your chest as the water started to spread to the rest of your shirt. “TOM WHAT THE FUCK!!!!” Replaying the video to clarify that what you heard was right oh this man is gonna get a serious phone call after this.

You had so many spit takes and choking moments you had from interviews and reactions it would amount to 10 minutes worth of compilations with just that. But you wouldn’t be surprised if somebody out there took the time to find and edit all of those. 

The rest of the video was a compilation of interviews that had no context to them at all. Copying the link you opened your messages to a group chat labeled The Real Drama Club and pasted the link to the video sending it to the rest of your fellow marvel co-stars. Immediately you can get a bunch of text asking what they just watched, some sending laughing emoji and others thoroughly confused on what the point of the video was.

[watch-grok-brainrot]

For @mdzsnet​ ‘s Jin Zixuan and Jin Guangyao’s birthday event, I’m making Jin Guangyao roll up the stairs to wish his brother a happy birthday. 

Also, this is 100% a remaking of a gif i made almost a year ago... my sensibilities and coloring are very different now... The timing is different. I actually color, there are different filters. i prefer a different ratio... orz... can this count as me finally completing that ye ol’ “remake your old gif” challenge? 

[incorect-motherland-fort-salem]

Tally: a good romance starts with a good friendship

Scylla: and a bad one starts with rah rah rah ah ah!!!

[aphrodiaza]

arknights hcs that i need to get out of my system pt.1: crack (?) edition

- Silverash definitely owns a wine cellar somewhere in Rhodes. Everyone at one point got curious and will hunt down said wine cellar. 

- Hoshiguma suprisingly has the most blackmail outta everyone. She has seen a lot of shit when someone gets drunk and dirty. Her favourite blackmail material is a video of Flamebringer dancing in heels because of a dare Lappland made. 

- Phantom is the biggest fan of SIX the Musical. His favourite queen is Jane Seymour. 

- He fangirls with FEater sometimes I like to think. They geek over musicals together and it’s cute. 

- Thorns, Warfarin and Aak known each other as the Science Trio of Rhodes. At one point the Doctor have their names on their phone as Chemistry (Thorns), Biology (Warfarin) and Physics (Aak) 

- Those three share a gc together too and it’s either science shit or crack content; pick your choice. 

- The F in Franka stands for Flirty but it can also stand for Final Breath if you steal her clothes. She will hunt you down with a pair of heels to stab your eyes out. 

- At least one time per day on the Landship, Croissant turns into the next Hu Tao. She shoves buisness deals down everyone’s neck wherever’s possible anf Yith sheds a tear thinking about it. 

- Hellagur adopts the Ursus girls. He’s like one of the best grandpas on the ship imo and I also like to think he also helps with calming down the younger Operators when they’re having a bad day. 

- Also this man is armed not only with a sword but BOMB ASS BAKING SKILLS I TAKE NO CRITICISM. 

- I like the idea of Istina and Rosa reading together. Like them chilling in the library, fine blend of tea (courtesy of Ceylon of course) and them discussing over the books that they’ve read to each other. It’s their own little book club. 

[xhaoticspawnofhades]

I decided to make a remake of my last post cuz I made these a while ago :3 Enjoy! If you'd like to see me do this more often hit me up in the Ask Box :3

[gothic-burrito]

I was brainstorming for a Kabu x 6ft fem OC fic and had the idea to put him in one of her nightshirts out of sheer principle. Buuuut I forgot that I'm a dumbass who's all time favorite comfort show is The Nanny soo my brain immediately went to this scene...

The fact that the expression on his face is almost the same as the original is a coincidence😂

[love-amihan]

Heyaaa ate mimiii open pa ba? 😭 kung yes,, gusto ko sana platonic!oikawa nag ce-celebrate kayo ng bday niya pero nakita mo si iwa tas siya na naging 3rd wheel sa bday niya 💀

- bebe ni kita 💤

amihan's note: it's in b&w but all the things in oikawa's bday party are pink and no one can convince me otherwise 😤 also did a lil twisty twist

platonic!toru x childhood friend!reader

if there's anything you and hajime have in common, it would be forgetting that the two of you were tasked to plan toru's surprise birthday party. "y/n, what the hell?!" issei shouts on the other side of the phone.

you rub the back of your head while rushing to the party section, "hey, i wasn't the only one you assigned it to!" you reply in your defense, "we were actually rooting for you," you hear takahiro sigh in disappointment.

"happy birthday, toru!" you excitedly exclaim while holding his pink cake. the birthday boy, however, does not look thrilled at all. issei puts the pink party hat on toru and pops a mini confetti, "wooo, happy birthday"

toru looks at the rest of the third-years, "really?" he says, "what?" you stare back at him. toru blinks a few times before gesturing at his surrounding, "we're really celebrating my birthday in an empty parking lot?"

the mini banter comes to a stop as soon as hajime shows up, your mouth hangs open, eyes wandering all over his frame. "y/n, you're drooling" takahiro comments, you shake your head and quickly look away.

"hey hey hey heyyyyy, it's my birthday, the attention should be on me" toru whines and crosses his arms, "sure, happy birthday" hajime replies, toru looks at him with hopeful eyes, "please tell me you got a better plan."

the five of you stare at each other for a few moments before hajime speaks, "...i got.. us take-outs" issei and takahiro snorts at his sentence and cracks up the way toru's face changes.

"you doin' something later?" hajime whispers to you, his fingers brushing against yours. as you're about to give him your answer, toru pipes in and squeezes between you two, "my birthday."

mini event closed: masterlist

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