#(purly)

[newtscamandersbf]

silliesss sillies sillies ^_^

[real-odark]

"you cant make everything gay" bitch??? watch me

[justcallmekamiiii]

I’ll just leave these here…

[nooneiscurrentlyavailable]

Pony and Dally are the closest ones to the Shepard's so of course they know the rules of the Shepard gang. The others do not. So when Tim picks Curly up by his jacket like a kitten the Curtis gang is silent expecting a fight. Except Pony and Dallas snickering and making faces at Curly trying to embarrass him. But when Tim picks curly up by the front of his shirt suddenly nothings funny anymore and it's as quiet as Beyonce mute challenge. The gang can't tell the difference. Dallas and Pony can't explain it they just know.

[kxllacamm]

*Johnny walking into the kitchen, wearing a blue tracksuit*

Steve: "WHOA-HO-HO, lookin' good, Johnny!"

Johnny: "... I didn't ask😐"

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Pony: "Bi people get such a bad rep! We're not whores!"

Johnny: "No offense, but you were crushing on Cherry and Curly at the same time..."

Pony: "STFU—"

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Soda: "Sometimes I get Pony and Johnny mixed up."

Darry, irritated: "Well for starters— one of them's your FUCKING BROTHER!"

Soda: "I can't help it! I think they're slowly fusing..."

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Some random soc: "Still pretendin' to be an emo freak, Cade?"

Johnny: "Still gagging on my dick? Must taste good."

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Two-Bit: "So, imagine you're stranded on an island with no food or water. What's your first move?"

Dally, scrolling: "That would never happen to me."

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Johnny, talking to the guidance counselor: "My long-term goal is to overthrow the concept of peace🙂"

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Cherry: "So who do you like? I see you hanging around Johnny and Curly more than anyone else😏"

Pony: "... sooo, I'm actually choosing to plead the 5th"

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*Dally walks into the Curtis house*

Dally: "'Sup, gang? I'm back from New York!"

Johnny: "For real? Wasn't expecting that."

Dally: "Where'd you think I was??"

Darry: "We just assumed you got arrested again."

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*Soda and Steve playing Uno*

Soda: "UNO OUT, I WIN!!"

Steve: "Well y'know what they say— if you can't beat 'em, eat 'em."

Soda: "OH😳"

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Johnny: "Sometimes I feel like Rue from Euphoria... without all the hardcore drugs."

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Soda: "You guys ever think about the future?"

Pony: "All the time."

Steve: "Yeah."

Darry: "Occasionally."

Johnny: "No."

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Darry, leaving the house: "Don't do anything stupid while I'm gone."

*door closes*

Soda: "Soooo... what do we do now?"

Johnny: "Something stupid😈"

Pony: "GOD, NO—"

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Darry: "Who's been binging Mickey Mouse Clubhouse on my Disney+ profile???"

Two-Bit: "I think the answer's pretty obvious🤣"

Darry: "JUST ADD YOUR OWN?"

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Teacher: "How would you describe yourself?"

Johnny: "I like to think of myself as the opposite of a therapist."

Teacher: "Oh!"

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Pony, texting Johnny: why'd u turn ur lo off??

Johnny, replying: cs we go to the same school and live in the same house💀

Pony, in algebra: i see how it is

Johnny, in P.E.: pony pls bru

Pony: text me when ur done being a WHORE

Johnny, staring at his phone: 🫩

[sketchyslushies]

Johnny hates purly and I hate jally nuff said

[cloversplace]

Outsiders Modern AU crack hcs (ft. the tiniest bit of Purly):

Soda and pony like thrifting (it’s like the one thing soda can focus on for long periods of time, it’s also how they get clothes that are decent quality without spending 8 billion dollars)

Soda wears sandals 24/7 (he wears shorts in the winter bc he “doesn’t like the way sandals look with pants”) (Darry is ripping his hair out)

darry will send pony those “white boy, why” horse picture things (iykyk) to tell him stuff instead of communicating like a normal person

6-7 was such a problem in their household that Darry banned it from being said while on the property

yes this means that two-bit stood on the sidewalk and screamed it at like 7 in the morning once

Ponyboy vapes (though in this universe he’s actually less of an addict bc Darry/CPS would NOT be happy if they found out so pony js doesn’t tell him. Therefore he cannot js take a hit whenever he wants so he’s actually got some sense of self control)

dally will bully pony for vaping and then turn around and light his 87th cigarette of the day

pony and Johnny hide the stuff they don’t want the gang seeing in the lot (it’s mostly js vapes)

two-bit, soda, and Steve play steal a brainrot religiously

pony likes grow a garden

pony uses Duolingo bc he’s bored and kinda js doesn’t tell anyone (he’s got like 12 courses that he either quit after like one lesson or simply forgot abt, he’s pretty far along for like 2 of them tho)

pony and curly care more abt their snap streak then life itself

curly is absolutely addicted to monsters (he drinks like 5 a day)

curly listens to the most heinously freaky music you’ve ever heard, examples include MSI, Limp Bizkit, Odetari, etc.

pony likes Radiohead/The Smiths (projecting my music taste onto him :D)

Purly pulling a 2000s teenager and sneaking thru each others windows at like 2am (curly has accidentally stepped on soda while doing so whoops)

the Curtis gang has nerf gun battles (blood will be shed.)

the first time Darry heard good luck babe all he could think of was Paul and he cried a little

pony and curly go on Omegle at like 3am at sleepovers (you can decide how you think that goes for them)

curly sends pony those corny-ass TikTok’s of clips of cats cuddling or sm with the caption “us” (pony eats them up every time smh 💔)

[squirrelslikeacorns]

fuck toxic Purly I want Purly where Curly is PROUD to have Pony as his bf

PDA? Absolutely. Curly adores his boy. He wants to see his boy become a tomato. And vise versa.

and curly is a saint to Pony and Pony alone.

Brumbly boys? Fuck off

Tim? Fuck off

Angela? Shut the fuck up angel

dally? Fuck off winston

Ponyboy? Hi baby! 😙

Curly behaves himself around the Curtis gang cause he wants to marry Pony one day and he’ll have to get on Soda and Darry’s good graces for that.

MORE MARRIED PURLY FICS I BEG OF YOU BEAUTIFUL AO3 AUTHORS 💔

Now what about the school? It’s supposed to be homophobic right? Well, they were about to be the most homophobic son of a bitches ever when they heard Curly got a boyfriend.

then they heard that boyfriend was a Curtis.

and they shut up.

Like:

the school: oh you got a bf now do ya Shepard? 😡🔪🤜✋

curly: yep! And wait for this… It’s Ponyboy Curtis! *beaming*

the school: …alright you win THIS ROUND >:(

THE WHOLE SCHOOL JUST KNOWS PULLING A CURTIS IS A FLEX!! So they shut up about it.

I like Purly. Can you tell? :)