#...for no particular reason

[ratsplendor]

fiddlestan ass song

[mcnobi]

Hey hey, do you know that one snippet (from one of the Long Ways I think?) where a Slavic guy asks Ewan if he’s an actor in erotic films? I’ve always wondered about the thought process behind that lol

I've always thought that this was probably a bit of a 'lost in translation' thing; we know Ewan likes to get his tadge out and I would suspect most of the world knew that at one time - so my suspicion is that what the Slavic guy was trying to get across was 'movies with nudity' but his grasp of English turned it into 'erotic films'. Because arguably, even The Pillow Book is pretty damn erotic in parts*, and so is Young Adam.

It always made me laugh that Ewan shrugged it off like 'what, that's crazy' when he's (I think) still to this day got the most naked minutes in film of ANY actor. And he hasn't even whipped it out in ages, mores the pity.

*The first time I watched Pillow Book, I had to fold up a piece of A4 and cover some of the laptop for part of the film because my brain got a bit overloaded by the number of dicks on the dancefloor screen. I needed a 5 minute break.

[feelbokkie]

google, how do i become a necklace

[ratsplendor]

I just know Stan Pines is a champion at oral. Sucking dick, eating pussy, eating ass, lying on his front, on his back, on his knees, bending someone over a desk...etc. He's at it like nobody else.

kicking my feet. ur so right. best way to shut him up if he's running his mouth during sex. the stubble,,ohhmygod. doing it wet & wildstyle. oral fixation dot gov. < a domain he owns for no explicable reason