Sweeter Than Sugar: 01
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice: what are the ingredients to a perfect dynasty?
Was there a more delicious archipelago in all the wide world than Totto Land? Surely not. And there was no family greater in number, nor more various in its making, than the Charlotte Family—eighty-six children born to a single matriarch, Charlotte Linlin, most of them stamped indelibly with the traits of their many fathers. Longlegs and longarms, three-eyed and tall-as-towers, soft of voice or sharp of tooth; she had collected her children the way a confectioner collects ingredients, and from that pantry she meant to bake something the world had never tasted.
For these children were no idle indulgence. She who called herself Big Mom had big plans indeed. To raise an entire dynasty and spread it across the seas was a tall order, and yet one she was wholly confident of finishing well before the end of her childbearing years. From her throne on Whole Cake Island, she had grown her holdings from a single isle into an empire, one territory folded into the next like layers of a cake too grand to ever be finished in a single sitting.
And while Linlin was not displeased with the children she already had, she had always known, with the certainty of an artist, that her favorite was yet to come. For though her children arrived in a great many flavors, none born in those first years could ever be that flavor. The one whose perfection went undisputed, the staple at the heart of every sweet thing she had ever made.
For the perfect flavor, to her, was Vanilla.
Now, some might be surprised that a woman of so voracious an appetite, a woman who could swallow castles and call it a snack, should set her heart on something so plain. Vanilla, after all, is the flavor one chooses when one cannot think of another. It is the beige of the dessert world, the default, the dull cousin of chocolate and the wallflower beside strawberry. To call vanilla favorite seemed less a preference than an absence of one.
But Linlin would have laughed at such a notion, and the laugh would have shaken the windows out of their frames.
Because vanilla is no plain thing at all. The fool sees only its modesty and overlooks its complexity. The orchid that bears it blooms for a single day and must be coaxed by hand to fruit; the pod is cured for months, sweated and dried and turned again, until what began as a tasteless green sliver becomes the costliest spice the kitchens of the world will ever weigh out in grams. To love vanilla truly is to love patience itself: to love the slow to grow, and the rare and the painstaking.
And there was more to it than rarity. Vanilla is not a flavor that demands the stage; it is the flavor that makes the stage. It is the warmth beneath the chocolate, the depth under the cream, the quiet voice that lets every other taste sing louder than it could alone. Take it away, and the whole dessert collapses into something flat and stupid. It is not the decoration, but the foundation.
That was what Linlin wanted. Not a louder child, nor a stranger one, nor a child more monstrous than the last—she had those in abundance, a whole cabinet of curiosities and giants and oddities. What she wanted was the keystone. The pure thing. The child upon whom every other flavor of her sprawling family might rest, the one whose perfection would need no embellishment to be understood.
And so Big Mom waited, and planned, and watched the cradles of Whole Cake Island fill year upon year—confident, always confident, that one day the right pod would at last be pressed into her hands. That somewhere, sometime soon, her perfect flavor would be born.
From far and wide, she searched for the perfect suitor to sire her perfect Vanilla. From the north to the east to the south and west, she cast her gaze, and found there were few worthy men in all the world, and fewer still who might make a perfect father.
For the perfect Vanilla must be bred of the rarest of beings. And to Linlin, only one creature still eluded her grasp, the single ingredient her vast pantry had never managed to hold: a giant. Preferably one of ancient lineage, with blood that ran deep with the old strength of the warrior-kind, so that his strength might pass whole and undiluted into the child she dreamed of.
But here the world conspired against her. Elbaf would not tolerate her, not since that unfortunate business in her childhood, a wound the giants had neither forgotten nor forgiven. And the proud lineages allied to that land would sooner march to war than be charmed into her bed. Her honeyed words, all her methods of persuasion, which had melted kings and toppled the resolve of weaker men than these, found no purchase against a people who remembered. The giants of the Grand Line were closed to her, every door barred, every name struck from her list before the ink was dry.
And so Big Mom did what she had never once deigned to do for any other ingredient. She left. Far from her empire, far beyond the familiar waters where her name alone could buy obedience, she set her course out past the edges of the Grand Line itself, into seas where the giants had not yet learned to fear her, in search of one man worthy enough, ancient enough, and ignorant enough to give her the flavor she craved.
And she found one indeed. And while he was not so friendly, nor particularly ancient, he was foolish enough to be drugged and made drunken, and so, at long last, Linlin fell pregnant.
Back to Whole Cake, she returned triumphant. Casting aside the cares of her youngest children, she made the most unusual choice of settling in for the pregnancy proper, letting her eldest children take on more of the work of the empire while she rested. It was a tenderness she had never once shown those who came before (and never again after); she who had borne children the way other women drew breath, scarcely pausing in her conquests to do so. But this was different. This was Vanilla. And though she had rarely lost a pregnancy in all her long and fruitful years, she knew with grim certainty that she would not again have the chance at a giant’s child.
And so, Vanilla Charlotte was born, the twenty-first daughter of Big Mom, and one of the very few children large enough to make her mother feel the bringing of her into the world. For Linlin, who had birthed giants of reputation and monsters of appetite, had seldom birthed a giant in truth, and the babe came into the world with all the heft her ancient hopes had promised. It was pain, real pain, the kind she had not tasted since girlhood, and rather than curse it she welcomed it. To her, it was proof. A flavor this rare could not come cheaply, and the agony was simply the price written plain upon her own flesh.
As Streusen lay the child in her arms, still red and squalling and larger already than infants twice her age, and Big Mom looked down upon her perfect Vanilla and, for the first time in a very long while, felt something close to satisfaction. It settled over her as warm icing poured slowly on carrot cake. Here at last was the keystone. Here was the pure thing. Here was the child upon whom the whole towering confection of her dynasty might one day rest.
She did not yet know what manner of person that child would grow to be. She did not, in that moment, much care. She had her favorite flavor. The rest, she was certain, would follow as sweetly as everything else always had. After all, this daughter was made of sugar, spice, and everything nice: an heir apparent and a triumph.
And no one had the courtesy to warn the child.
And so Vanilla Charlotte, princess of Totto Land, began her much-anticipated life. And while things at first seemed promising, soon the child would come to realize that being Vanilla wasn’t quite everything it was whipped up to be.
The problem with being born a long-awaited, brilliant baby is that everyone, sooner or later, feels entitled to one day witness your greatness.
From the very first day, Vanilla’s mother, numerous siblings, and underlings had expectations.
At first, those expectations were almost reasonable, the ordinary tariffs levied on any infant: Turn over. Make a noise. Look at me. And always, always, Eat More.
These she could meet. These any child might meet these conditions, given time and milk enough.
But infancy is brief, and the appetites of a large family are not. Age one became age two became age five, and somewhere along the way, the requests shed their swaddling.
For Vanilla was half-giant, and up she shot. While her clothes remained as sweet as ever, all sugar-spun and frosted lace, Vanilla herself grew very, very large, in both senses of the word. At age five, she stood twice as tall as a grown man and four times as strong. Taller and taller, larger and larger, and with every inch she gained, the demands seemed to multiply to match. For it was hard to refuse an errand when you could not hide long enough to fetch a moment’s peace. Especially when her temperament was as soft as taffy.
To be capable in the Charlotte Family was not a gift but a sentence.
By five, she was no longer the youngest; even her siblings found the time to pester her, and the cleverer and stronger she proved, the more they found to ask.
Beat this idiot for me, he keeps winning at cards, and I know he’s cheating. Settle this argument before Cracker and Daifuku break another wall. Which is bigger, this cake or that one? No, look properly. Remember where I hid it so Mama doesn’t find out. Tell me a number, any number, but make it a smart-sounding one. Hold this. Watch this. Don’t tell anyone about this.
And of course, eternal as the tide and twice as relentless: Eat more sweets, Vanilla, Mama wants to see you grow.
There were endless mountains of food for Vanilla, as it was assumed the more she ate, the more she would grow.
And grow, grow, grow she did. As she grew to ever greater heights, the family came to know something the outside world had not yet the faintest inkling of.
The Marines drew up no bounty for her. The newspapers printed no warnings. The other Emperors did not so much as whisper her name. But on Whole Cake Island, where it mattered, it grew quietly and unmistakably clear: the true heir of the Charlotte dynasty had arrived.
At only eight, Vanilla was crowned heir apparent, though Linlin found it expedient that her favorite remain out of sight until she had grown powerful enough to be worth revealing. Linlin knew, without a shadow of a doubt, that her clever daughter would one day be an Emperor of the Sea, if not the Pirate King herself.
The future was limitless as the sea itself. And things might well have remained upon that golden path, save for the damned day where everything would inevitably fall to shit.
But Big Mom had no way of knowing yet how very wrong and misplaced her optimism was. How her endless hunger would devour the very future she had dreamed of. Nor how much it would cost her to find out.
For if one does not take care to follow the recipe precisely, the perfect creation may yet curdle in the pan. And the finest ingredients in all the world will not save a dish from the cook who cannot properly handle them.
Vanilla may be the perfect flavor, but it is one that will turn the moment it is mishandled. Leave it too long over too high a heat, ask of it more than it was ever meant to give, and the very sweetness that made it precious sours into something bitter and strange. The most delicate things break in the cruelest ways. And no one, not even a mother, can take and take and take from such a flavor without one day discovering that there is nothing sweet left to give.
