What Cole actually saw in the tomb of the FSM
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What Cole actually saw in the tomb of the FSM
imagine writing a fic for a fandom you havent been in for a WHILE instead of doing the ten thousand other things you desperately need to do (on that note, go read FREAK by AbstractPenny on ao3, a short angsty fic about Peter Parker)
Okay, real fast (maybe). So. Cole. He's super gay, I think we can all agree. But why? Why did they make Cole gay?
We always talk about the 'proof' that he's gay, like his true potential episode back in season 1 (about 12 years ago), his lack of true interest in women romantically, and his super homo ass relationship with Geo, but we never talk about the reason he is written as queer.
One argument I see repeated on the 'save my boy cole' side of the internet is the idea that the writers should have written a whole new character to be gay.
And guess what.
They did.
for all my writer friends:
whatever your word count, it's okay.
a small word count means you got your words across quickly and sweetly, while a large word count means more content for your readers.
sometimes chapters are big, sometimes they're small. whatever it is, it doesn't dictate your value.
you're doing so well, keep it up :D
i wish I could draw. Why?
Morro in drag.
I beg, if an artist sees this. Please. Pretty please. Create this. Tag me. Please. I need to see Morro in drag.
average day in the life of a writer:
wake up past 1 pm
open your 300 words of writing
stare at it blankly, struggling to come up with ideas for hours
eat food
keep staring
write a sentence
erase the sentence because it sucks
close writing document
cry yourself to sleep at 4 in the morning because you'll never be able to make your dreams a reality
repeat
the RARE HOLY day in the life of a writer:
wake up around noon
open writing document
crank out 30,000 words in two hours
eat food
crank out another 30k (in an hour this time)
daydream
daydream more
have human interaction (god forbid)
go to sleep at a reasonable time (two in the morning)
never repeat because its impossible to get two of these in a row :(
one of my favorite activities is learning someone's whole life story through their author's notes on ao3
Also here's the thirst trap treehorn edit :3