#afewdrinks au

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AFD!Weiss, standing in front of the apartment’s couch, her arms crossed as she looks down at an ashamed Ruby and Yang: So, you angered the landlady huh?

AFD!Ruby, whining: B-B-But it was Yang!!!! Not me!!!

AFD!Yang, grabbing her sister in a headlock: You little snot don’t sell me out!!!

AFD!Ruby, struggling against Yang’s grip: Bl-Blake isn’t here and she’s ninety percent of Yang’s impulse control!

AFD!Yang, shaking Ruby, despite her joking tone her grip remains solid: Shut up nerd!!!

AFD!Weiss, sighing into her hands, whispering to herself: Oh that’s right, when I need Blake the most she’s on vacation with her parents, of course-

AFD!Yang, freezes in place along with everyone else as three swift knocks hit the door, gives a horrified whisper to Ruby: She’s back!

AFD!Ruby, escaping from Yang’s grip as the two drop off the couch and hide in front of it, peeking over towards the door: Weiss, go look!

AFD!Weiss, staring down at the pair, shakes her head as she starts to walk towards the door: Goodness the two of you are such children.

AFD!Weiss, as she opens up the door: I’m horribly sorry for whatever they happened to do today it won’t happen-oh? Hello? 

AFD!Ozpin, standing in the doorway with a plate of cookies in his free hand, his cane held in the other: Good evening, Miss Schnee was it? Forgive me that I don’t quite know the names of all my wife’s tenants.

AFD!Weiss, stammering: W-W-Wife?

AFD!Ruby, looking to Yang, still hiding behind the couch, in a loud whisper: WIFE?!

AFD!Yang, shrugs, shocked and confused: I...I guess?

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AFD!Ozpin, sitting comfortably in a dining chair, sipping a cup of coffee: So yes, her and I have been married for quite some time. Though I tend to mind my business when it comes to her landlady responsibilities. However, she told me how frightened you two seemed and wished to make amends, so she asked for me to bake and deliver a gift, in her name of course.

AFD!Ruby, munching down on a cookie, already grasping another in her hand: Oh really?

AFD!Weiss, snapping: Don’t speak with your mouth full!

AFD!Yang, speaking with her mouth full: So, does she hate dogs or what?

AFD!Ozpin, with a chuckle: No no no, she loves them in fact. Unfortunately, she’s horribly allergic. Thus the strict no pets rule.

AFD!Weiss, with a frown: Oh that’s a shame.

AFD!Yang, stopping for a moment, swallowing a cookie, slowly: Wait...how did she hear us talk about it anyways...

AFD!Ozpin, with a smile: For all the countless years I’ve been married to her, she hasn’t misheard a single thing I’ve said.

AFD!Ozpin, jumping up from his chair, much to the shock of the girls: Well! I’d love to stay longer and chat with you lovely young ladies but unfortunately, I’ve other matters to attend to. Tata for now, it was a pleasure making your acquaintance.

AFD!Weiss, watching intently as he swiftly steps out of the apartment and closes the door, after a moment: He’s...odd.

AFD!Ruby, still eating cookies like mad: Yeah but he can bake so.

AFD!Yang, her eyes squinting, horribly suspicious: He didn’t really answer my question...

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AFD!Yang, groaning as she slumps down at the dinner table: Ugh, I had to deal with so much stupid bullshit today. Y'know sometimes I think it's amazing I'm not in jail.

AFD!Weiss, slapping a wooden spoon on the table as she sets it: Hey! Don't talk like that!

AFD!Ruby, speaking from the stove, adding some spices to a boiling pot: Yeah! Don't worry Yang, I'd bail you out!

AFD!Yang, laughs a little: Thanks Rubes.

AFD!Blake, sits up, a spiked tea in her hand: I wouldn't.

AFD!Yang, clutching her heart, jokingly falls back: Oof!

AFD!Blake, jumping up to her feet, miming an action scene: Yeah! I'd break you out, and we'd go on the run. Go on a wild crime spree. And become infamous. And...and...

AFD!Yang, dreamily watching on as Blake acts like a fool, her voice coming out soft and candid, full of love: God...I'm gonna marry you one day.

AFD!Blake, freezing up, slowly looking over to Yang, her face bright red: Wh...What?

AFD!Yang, a big smile on her face: You heard me.

AFD!Weiss, rolling her eyes as she steps up to Ruby's side: Oh dear...here we go again.

AFD!Ruby, beneath a giggle: Maybe we could make it a double wedding~!

AFD!Weiss, getting all flustered, pushing Ruby away from the stove: D-don't be a dolt!!!

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AFD!Taiyang, kneeling down beside a hospital bed, tightly holding Summer's hand: I told Qrow, he said he'd visit as soon as he gets back from Atlas.

AFD!Taiyang, rubbing his thumb on her hand: I told Raven too. Even she said she'd visit. I guess you're right about her, she still does care about old friends.

AFD!Taiyang, chuckling a little: Though, you're always right, right?

AFD!Taiyang, looking down and clearing his throat after receiving no answer, frowns: I...I know you told me not to, but I told the girls. They uhh...well panicked, I know that's what you wanted to avoid. They said they'd visit tomorrow.

AFD!Taiyang, with a weak smile as he squeezes his hand around hers: They'll probably bring Blake and Weiss, I know you'll enjoy that. You hold them both in high regards. Yang and Ruby sure do know how to pick them, huh?

AFD!Taiyang, looking up out a window: I suppose they get that from me, huh? Because I'll be damned if I don't have the most wonderful wife in all of Remnant.

AFD!Taiyang, turning his attention back to Summer, struggling to keep his face still: We've been fighting this for years. And if you want to, I'll stay by your side and fight with you until my last breath. I promise.

AFD!Taiyang, shaking his head, fighting back tears and kisses her hand, pressing it against his forehead: I love you, Summer. I love you so much. And if you feel like you can't fight anymore, if it's just too much for you. I'll respect that.

AFD!Taiyang, biting his lip, letting his tears break through and stream down his face: Just...if you choose to let go...please, just hold on until Ruby and Yang can say goodbye...

AFD!Summer, unconsciously squeezes Tai's hand as a monitor hooked up to her begins to beep: ...

AFD!Taiyang, jumping up to his feet in a panic while two nurses rush in and begin to escort him out: W-What are you doing?! What are you doing! That's my wife! That's my wife in there!

AFD!Nurse, rushing Taiyang out: Sir, we're sorry but you need to leave the room right now.

AFD!Taiyang, finally agreeing and allows himself to be escorted out to the lobby, sits down and silently puts his head into his hands: Please Summer, I can't lose you. I can't. I love you. I love you so much.

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Number 3: 3. “Pick your underwear up off the floor.”

“Why? You’re the one that threw them there…last night…remember?” -Nuts and Dolts (Asked by taninlw, gonna answer this in AFD if you don't mind! Just to tease at a previous post)

AFD!Ruby, rubbing her eyes, and then falling out of bed: Uggh....huh?

AFD!Ruby, eyes widen in a panic at the sight of a neon green pair of panties: What-Who-Why??

AFD!Ruby, jumping up, looking over to the bed, seeing Penny and Weiss still asleep: Oh god damnit.../again?/

AFD!Penny, sitting up immediately, her eyes popping open: Good morning Ruby Rose!

AFD!Ruby, rubbing her face: Yeah. Morning Penny, can you help me collect all your clothes for you?

AFD!Penny, tilting her head: Well, you're the one who threw them everywhere. Do you not remember where they went?

AFD!Ruby, giving off a sigh as she drags her hands down her face: Penny please just give me a hand.

AFD!Penny, jumping up out of the bed, in the nude: Absolutely!

AFD!Weiss, having been tossed out of the bed when Penny jumped out, grumpily crawls her way back in, her voice a growl: Ruuuuuuubyyyyyyyyy!

AFD!Penny, turning to Weiss, gasping: Oh no! I'm sorry friend Weiss! Are you okay?

AFD!Weiss, opening her mouth to retort, but slowly closes it, a confused look on her face: I...actually...feel great?

AFD!Ruby, collecting clothes: Guys please help.

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AFD!Pyrrha, coming out of her office in the apartment, paint splattered all over her face and clothes, groans in frustration: Uuugh. This piece is taking forever, it's just not coming to me and I feel so-

AFD!Pyrrha, stopping nidsentence to smell the air, starts walking to the kitchen: Is that? Lamb?

AFD!Jaune, in the kitchen working away, not noticing Pyrrha until she's right behind him: O-oh! Hey hun!

AFD!Pyrrha, laying her head over his shoulder, looking down at his hands: What're you making? Smells good.

AFD!Jaune, with a soft smile: Well, I know you've been having a bit of a rough time with this current piece you're working on, I could hear you moan and groan about it all this past week, so I thought I'd try my hand at making Giouvetsi. Since you always say it's your favorite.

AFD!Pyrrha, her face full of adoring amazing, with a big smile and a kiss on his cheek: Oh, Jaune, I love you.

AFD!Jaune, with a bit of a laugh: I love you too, Pyrrha.

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AFD!Nora, on the floor of her and Ren's room, doing pushups as she counts to herself: Eighty...eighty-one...eighty-two...eighty-three...

AFD!Ren, sitting up on their bed, reading a book, occasionally glancing over to Nora: ...

AFD!Nora, continuing: Eighty-six...eighty-seven...eighty-eight...eighty-nine...ninety...

AFD!Ren, taking a sip of his tea, despite still holding his book his eyes are more focused on Nora: ...

AFD!Nora: Ninety-seven...ninety-eight...ninety-nine...hundred.

AFD!Nora, sits herself up and plops on the floor, wiping sweat off her face with her shirt: Phew. That's my curls and push ups for the day, now to stretch and go on my ru-

AFD!Nora, finally noticing Ren has been intently watching her for some time now, scratches her cheek, flustered: O-oh, sorry Ren, was I bothering your readi-

AFD!Ren: I love you.

AFD!Nora, her face bright red, from the excercise or the comment she doesn't know, stuttering in a panic: I-I-I love you too.

AFD!Ren, stands up and kisses her forehead: And yes, you did interrupt my book. I don't mind though.

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AFD!Coco, stepping out of a dressing room: How's this?

AFD!Velvet, sitting down with her elbows resting on her knees, her face held up by her hands: Beautiful.

AFD!Coco, with a sigh: I know. I know. But still, it's missing something. I don't know what.

AFD!Velvet, with a yawn, checking her scroll: Well, you've been at this for two and a half hours babe, maybe we should head out. We have a dinner reservation you know, remember?

AFD!Coco, waving her hands: I know I know I know. But I just NEED to figure out what this outfit is missing, and I'll be dead before I get caught going out on a date without a brand new never-before-seen outf-

AFD!Velvet, groans and stands up, putting her hands on Coco's shoulders and pushing her back into the changing room: Here, I have an idea.

AFD!Coco, in a confused panic, as the door closes behind them: H-Huh? What? What??

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AFD!Velvet, stepping out of the changing room a few minutes later, running her hand through her hair to straighten it back out, zippering her jacket back up: There. Better?

AFD!Coco, stumbling out next to her, sheepishly fixing her scarf to cover up the love bites on her neck, clearing her throat as she stands up straight: U-Uhhh. Y-yeah. Yeah that's better. Yeah.

AFD!Velvet, with a smile: Perfect, let's go get dinner!

AFD!Coco, still a little breathless: Yeah...I love you.

AFD!Velvet, putting her hands on her hips: We just had a wild make out session in a changing room in clothes you still haven't paid for and that's all you can say? Goodness, someone losing their poetic edge?

AFD!Coco, gathering up the price tags, her face bright red: Sh...shush.

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AFD!Ruby, waving down her campus's courtyard, her guitar case in tow: Hey Emerald! What's up?

AFD!Emerald, visibly shaking, wide eyed, her voice heavy, walking past Ruby with Mercury by her side: It's finals week. I have not slept in two and a half days. I am running off of coffee and nothing else. I have seen and fought God. And I have won.

AFD!Ruby, horrified: Oh! Awesome!

AFD!Mercury, keeping pace with Emerald but turns to silently plead at Ruby: H E L P M E

AFD!Ruby, mouthing back: I'm sorry!!!!

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Number 10: 10. “The blanket is a shared utensil. You can’t just wrap yourself like a burrito and leave me to freeze to death.” -Qrowin (Asked by guiltypleasurethreader, answering in AFD)

AFD!Winter, scoffs: Well maybe if you weren’t so old you wouldn’t be cold all the time.

AFD!Qrow, narrowing his eyes: Maybe if you didn’t have a heart of ice you wouldn’t need to hog the blankets.

AFD!Winter, her hands on her hips, taking a power stance: Branwen! Drop and give me twenty!

AFD!Qrow, goes to say something but stops, dropping to the ground and starts doing push-ups, muttering to himself: You outrank me in title only you know. In terms of battlefield experience I-OOF.

AFD!Winter, plopping down on Qrow’s back, crossing her legs: Make it fifty. Go Branwen. Go!

AFD!Qrow, shaking his head, continuing on with push-ups, whispering: I don’t know who to fear more, you, the General, or your little sister.

AFD!Winter, pulling out her scroll, shouting: Seventy-Five!

AFD!Qrow, groans, keeps exercising with gritted teeth: Damn it all.