Who the fuck set up the trials at Canaan House?
If the lyctors had to leave Canaan House in a hurry after the first assault of the Resurrection Beasts… how did they have the time to set up Canaan House like a videogame dungeon?
“in a hurry” might still mean they had like, years after the detection of the first Beast to organize Canaan, put together the Mithraeum and yeet it through the River. After all, the RBs are slow as hell.
The problem with this is that the lyctoral studies are very much presented as if (and implied to be?) frozen right as they were when they had to leave. GtN presents them as if they had been left in a hurry on the very day that lyctorhood was achieved.
They had already gamified their investigation into challenges, and they had made nice lyctoral iron doors with unique keys for their studies, so it took minimal effort to set it all up like a necromantic escape room in case they wanted future people to earn their lyctorhood. (I'm still fascinated that this might have been a dormant backup plan for 10,000 years.)
Maybe there's just some time fuckery going on? And it was revisited and the theorems engraved into the slabs, etc. after the OG Canaan Crew scrambled. Maybe they left the priests and skeletons to set some of it up?
I don't know. It just doesn't quite gel together. Canaan always feels wrong to me! Or, as Palamedes put it, as if “I'm being lied to on a molecular level”.