I love sanji bad bad but he’s just NOT coming around me with all that smoking.
It gets to a point

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I love sanji bad bad but he’s just NOT coming around me with all that smoking.
It gets to a point
gonna promo my writing oop (https://archiveofourown.org/works/49608466/chapters/125208253)
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Lan Wangji has no faith in Wei Wuxian’s child-raising skills
Killtron-9000
i wonder how recess became a proxy, something terrible must've happened
ah yes my favorite ship *squints at writing on hand* t o w e l
Thank you so much @desperatlytryingtowriteabook for tagging me, I’ve wanted to do this tag game since two weeks or so when I first saw it xD
RULES: Take a section of your WIP, however long or short, and google translate it until it’s utter nonsense. Tag as many people for as many languages you translate it through.
All right! :D This excerpt is a sort of mini-flashback, when Ben first met his future second-best friend, (after Jessica, of course)! Let’s see what google makes of it XD
BEFORE:
“He started it!” Jess’ eyes blaze with indignation, and if stares could kill the other boy would drop dead. “I’m sure that he didn’t mean it that way”, Dad says calmly, still holding her arm to keep her from charging again. “What’s your name?” “Con… Connor”, the boy says meekly. His hair is ruffled and one eye starts to swell. I know how he feels but I still side with Jess. Connor is an idiot, and he deserves it. “Did you provoke Jessica or was it an accident, Connor?” “I… didn’t mean to provoke her”, Connor mumbles lamely. “I suggest that you all make up”, Dad tells us, looking at me meaningfully. “But I didn’t even fight!”, I protest but his gaze makes me shut up. “You could have mediated but you didn’t.” I frown but then I nod reluctantly. “Ben”, I tell Connor, holding out my hand. He hesitates but then shakes it. “Hello, Ben… She’s quite… uh… strong.” I nod proudly. “She has two older twins. Sometimes people laugh at them.” Like you. But I don’t tell him that. “Oh”, Connor just says, but he’s smiling now. Jess still looks like a stormcloud. She has a few bloody scratches but nothing like Connor’s eye. “You’re still an idiot”, she tells him from the safe distance enforced by Dad. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it like that”, Connor says. They eye each other warily. Then Dad releases Jessica. She rubs at her arms and stalks back toward us. “Saying mean things to them isn’t fair”, she says grimly. He blushes, then nods. She smiles. “Okay. I think I like you. You’re good at punching, too.”
AFTER: first to Uzbek, then Korean, Finnish, Slovenian, Vietnamese, and finally Latin. I love this game so much xD (also I screenshotted all the in-between stages because they were amazing, too)
"He started it!" Turn away your eyes, and Jesse was the hatred of the country, which slew death, if I have another young child was. "I'm sure he does not think very seriously," he said, one hand to keep her calm. "What is your name?" "... Jenkins," the boy said happily. His hair began before his turn and swaying. I know my feelings to the world. How stupid. "Jessica is an accident or a swift and corner?" "We want to encourage her," said corner. "I invite you," he said. "But I did not fight" against him and stopped. "I can not move it, but I can not." I'm not in love, but I do not want to. "I took my hand and bastion delay the sending and receiving. Hey ... ... and he is not strong. I am a nurse. "Having twins and sometimes people smile," like you. I do not say. "Oh," Corner said, now smiling, he said. It is not, however, seems to be the world of the storm. , After having left a lot of blood, nor did our eyes, however, a Message View Connor. "You are still a fool." Can safely say to his father. "I'm sorry, but I do not think so," Corner said. To protect him. He betrayed his father, Jessica. She looked rise us. "It is fair to say that suits them," he said with anger. The move melting away. Smiled. "I hope you like to believe.
Said Corner. Or Jenkins? No-one knows...
I have to tag 6 people! @sincerestaffect, @prismalicht @dreamywritingdragon, @fynniana @romenna @theprissythumbelina