#aita fic

[npookie0]

This is kinda a funny crack thing that has been rotting in my brain. Can you write aita(am i the asshole) of Misaki stealing their target's partner(reader)? Please and thank you, keep up the great work!!

aita if i accidentally rizzed up my target's partner?

An aita post made by Misaki what more can I say...

I'm not using interpunction or capital letters in the "post" because Misaki hardly uses them, I'm sorry for y'all </3 also mistakes if they are there in the post (like "iw as" are intentional <3)

[hitmeuppp] via <https://r/aita_for_killers.com>

um hi??? okay so i nb20 (that's how people do it????) am an assassin or a killer for hire (don't judge me okay!!!!) and the other day i got a job y'know the usual stuff - kill someone and i'll pay you the big bucks

if you're REALLY curious i will tell you

it was some older lady who was PISSED cause a guy didn't want to sell her the company he owns so OBV as any normal person would she decided to get him killed and since i'm the best assassin on the globe *smirks* she hired me at first i didn't want to accept it cause WDYM THAT GUY HAS SOME SECURITY THAN THE FUCKING PRESIDENT???? anyway! so i tell her that i refuse and she sends me a pic of the money transfer and OH BOY it was def worth it

so yeah i get all the info on the guy and start digging on my own but in the mean time there's a new person joining a serial killer server i'm in and they're so cool????? like omg *giggles and kicks feet* like they're so mysterious and sweet?? i just want to talk to them for HOURS (im so not gay i swear!!!) and i talk with the person but it turns out that they have a partner??? i was really sad </3 like omg i thought we were meant to me and ur dating someone???

but we talk more and more and i also get more info on that target i saw him once on a date with someone very familiar (but i couldn't recognise them so i ignored it pretty much) that target is pretty boring so i will focus on the server-heartbreak-crush thing

ok so i talk to the new killer more and i'm just rahhhhhh there because they're so kissable but also taken so i can't kiss em :( BUT THEY BREAK UP WITH THE PARTNER AND SAID THAT THEY HAVE FEELINGS TOWARDS ME!!!! IW AS SO HAPPY OMG LIKE YALL DONT KNOW HOW GREAT I FELT

so yeah um the big day of the kill comes by and im on the phone with my partnerrrr *twirls hair* and i kill that guy and then i see message FROM THE LOVE OF MY LIFE SAYING THAT THEIR EX JUST GOT KILLED??????

so um...

yeah i rizzed up my target's partner????

lol imagine i make it into the tik tok videos with making slime in the back i bet ppls would think that it's fake

yeah so um that all !!!

share your thoughts or somethinggg idkkkk

[slaughterhouse_losers.mango_v.4.4.4]

<LUCA_IS_SO_COOL> [13:33] [sends url] omg @/[mc.username] dude u have to see it

<[mc.username]> [13:34] I'm scared???

<goreboy> [13:34] fuck it's So funny thanks misaki For the Content never Laughed So loud

<hitmeuppp> [13:35] LUCA EXCUSE ME??? I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY COMRADE???

<LUCA_IS_SO_COOL> [13:36] sorry dude it's too good

meow

yes

someone should make those tik tok videos with it WITHOUT AI VOICES.

have fun pookies, i'm writing a Luce x Ronin thing now <3

Love u all

Nate <3

[strangerhawke]

finding the weirdest shit on reddit these days

[oysteringofclamelot]

Only the Force Can Judge Me

A little drabble for a Wednesday night... 

u/throwRAgroundrunner posted: AITA for sending my step-son to his father with my droid?

Luke Skywalker is facing a moral dilemma after sending Grogu back to his father... so he turns to the holonet for help.

(This is pure crack)

[npookie0]

Sorry for raiding your request box again, but this was just freshly thought, and you know aita is my JAM. :3c 

V and Reader, V is making the post, feeling bad for hunting his partner down, but also that the reader is innocent(haven’t killed or bad in his sense), thinking that if he goes down, they do too, and even if the reader tells him, they would be fine, he still feels guilty.

From the aita kc requester :P

[aita] Am I the asshole for trying to hunt down my partner?

You see the title, you know drill :p

I put his age as 27 cause that's how I hc him, also spoilers will be here obv

This is the full story, please judge it and share your thoughts in the comments. I, a 27 year old man, am a vigilante in a server owned by a degenerate serial killer with more serial killers who are more bearable than the server's owner.

One day a new member had joined, they were an enigma from the start, rarely talking, didn't share any murders which was rather unusual for a serial killer who's friends with the owner, he was the one to invite them.

Their secrecy piqued my interest and I decided to hunt them down, dig up any information I could possibly find about them, i even threatened them so they would give me more information about themselves. I didn't even realise it when I started to genuinely like their company, they made the server more bearable to be in and the serial killers to be less annoying to be around with.

Well, I arrived to the conclusion that I've fallen for them, their beauty and boldness made my heart beat faster and they claimed some space in the depths of my mind. It felt weird to be in love with someone who I thought of as a serial killer with a lot of secrets.

So now, we arrive to the main issue. They're not a serial killer, they didn't even perform any grand illegal activities. All this time they were just a writer trying to create a story and I, like a fool, was trying to hunt them down. Now I'm worried that I did something wrong by doing at, they didn't deserve their privacy to be disrespected like that. Worst of all, I'm concerned with my impact on them, I don't wish my... field of work to be affect them and turn them for the worse, I wouldn't want them to change because of me.

I'm not sure of what my next move should be. Please, be so kind and share your opinions.

teehee he's so stupid i love him

meow i'll be catching up on some quick to make asks so hcs, short scenarios and aita posts :p i need to feed my kids something

[roseandgold137]

(Oc AITA post, Jasper pov)

AITA for accidentally seeming transphobic to my crush?

So I (FTM11) recently started school, and I have a crush on this girl on my class (MTF11). I’ll call her Ella. I’ve been trying to work up the courage to ask her to our school dance but I don’t think I’m doing a very good job at it. And then, yesterday, I made the worst slip up imaginable, and I don’t know if I’ll ever live it down.

Basically, we were paired up for a science class project, and we went to a local diner to work on it. We did that for about ten minutes until our food arrived. We both got those sort of happy meal type of orders, and they came with toys. Gendered toys.

I guess it might be relevant to note that I grew up pretty isolated so I don’t handle small talk well, or at least that’s what my dad says, so I, being an idiot, made a joke about swapping our toys. I saw Ella’s face drop immediately. I backtracked instantly but I know the damage was done. Ella doesn’t know that I’m trans too, I think, so she probably thinks I’m a total asshole. Even if she knows I still feel awful about it.

I’m pretty sure I am the asshole here, so really, what I need is advice on what to do; should I tell her I’m trans and apologise again? Do I bother asking her our after this?

Edit: I got a “boy” toy and Ella got a “girl” toy, sorry if that wasn’t clear