#alchemistc

[gentlesleaze]

So I’m officially watching Heated Rivalry, on episode 1 and it’s hilarious that during their sex scene I’m totally fine just 🍿👀 but then when it gets to the foot bump press conference scene I have to pause and collect myself because 😭❤️

[qqueenofhades]

Hilary. Hilary I know what you were going for but HILARY EVEN ICP THINKS THIS MAN IS A FUCKING JOKE SO MUCH SO THAT THEY ENDORSED KAMALA we are so beyond parody it's not even funny.

Reality TV judge to replace Alito or Johnson when?

It's true, but unfortunately we live in America, which -- twice presented with incredibly well-qualified, historic, barrier-breaking female candidates -- went "lol nah" and selected the stale fascist cheeto instead. So by that metric, the country is indeed getting exactly what it deserves.

The whole thing with Trump's insane cabinet picks is to force the Senate to kiss the ring and confirm them all despite them all being criminally insane flaming bags of dogshit, just to prove that he can do whatever he wants and the GOP will, as usual, pucker up and really massage his flaccid orange anus with their dick-suckin' lips. Which is entirely a likely outcome when dealing with the unfunny dictatorial carnival sideshow that the once-proud Republican Party has become, but as I have also said, at least this half-witted brain-wormed gang of feculent treasonous turds are too stupid to really know what they're doing. The short-term damage they can inflict is, of course, no laughing matter, and they'll try to do all manner of other evil things while we're distracted with the Cabinet Clown Car confirmation hearings, but this is still not going to actually work out well for them in any sense of the word. It's a shame that the half of the country that voted for Kamala has to suffer the consequences of the other half, but yknow. Democracy, at least while we still have it. Or something.

[princessfbi]

10. Top 3 AUs you'd like to read about them

10. Top 3 AUs you'd like to read about them

Hockey AUs all the way, this isn’t my normal go to but one where one of them isn’t a firefighter because so much of their relationship is slipping in under their defenses and seeing beyond the outward facing persona that having an entire different world perspective all together fits them really well, and then…….. idk maybe something a little edgier which again isn’t my usual go to but I’m thinking like a darker Pretty Woman kinda vibes?

All this is to that I also pretty much will try any and all AUs at least once so none are ruled out! I literally just finished a book yesterday about wizards in college that I was like ohhh this would be a good Bucktommy.

Send Me Bucktommy Asks

[gaytommykinard]

[xofemeraldstars]

👀👀👀👀 lucy/Taylor, you say???? I am LISTENING. 👂👂👂

hellooooo that scene in 5x16 at the hospital had me go: OH?? 👀👀👀👀🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈⁉️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩MAYHAPS??? and now I can't stop thinking about the possibilities afgdgahajaak

[beefcakekinard]

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Tell me more about the get married already fic

so i talked about it here but i'll give you a little more, which is literally the rest of what i have down for it lmao, this one is the least developed by far. anyway the povs i'm planning on using are hen, bobby, athena, and chimney; i don't have anyone in mind rn for the fifth pov, i figured that would come as i write. i'd also accept suggestions!

[rufusbear]

[podfic] falling in love in reverse read by @rufusbear (me!)

part 1 of the let's do the time (loop) again series by @alchemistc

part 2 is now up: [podfic] 35. live like there's no tomorrow

[nowforruin]

alchemistc replied to your post: To all of the lovely humans who sent me nice...

From the bottom of my heart, thank you for bothering to take the time to continue this. Also, from the bottom of my heart: FUCK YOU DOUCHECANOES. I WILL FIGHT ALL OF YOU. WRITING IS FUCKING HARD AND HEATHER OWES YOU NOTHING. Feel free to publish that. In quotes.

@alchemistc

1. Douche canoe has been my favorite insult this last week, so way to be a creeper stalking my thoughts from a few thousand miles away. 

2. I can’t figure out how to add quotes. EVERYONE IMAGINE THEM. 

3.  Well I tried to include a fun gif of kittens cuddling but this hell hole website refuses to load the gifs. INSTEAD I WILL GET SHOUTY FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART I AM GRATEFUL FOR YOU.