#also unfortunately

[chaoticbatfam]

I really like the dynamics of children from the lower stratum of society (Steph, Duke, Jason). I think they have a common chat where they discuss the rich and their habits. I'd like to know what you think about it.

oh totally. Unfortunately I have few thoughts on the rich other than that that frequently abuse their power by sticking their noses in areas that their only qualifications for are money, which is a gross overestimation of their skills and knowledge and endangers the well being of those who have no say in the matter. And sadly I can’t make that into a batfam quote so I’ll just say that I think Steph frequently pickpockets at Wayne galas, the three of them meet up after to gossip about the airheaded assholes they meet, and Jason doesn’t really care much when an ignorant and bigoted socialite comes into danger during patrol. Sure, he saves them, but is he gonna stay and make sure they get home safe and are going to recover? No. Becuase they wouldn’t do that for someone else, so he doesn’t bother to do that for them.

[ohwolfling]

Elon Musk complaining about an Eric Kripke show's ending as "fake and gay," hA, wELL, I thought it was fake and not gay enough when they had Castiel say "I love you," Dean did NOT say it back, and then they sent Castiel to NOT REGULAR HELL, no, but a SUPERHELL they just made up! Elon Musk CANNOT complain about an Erik Kripke ending more than me. He didn't SERVE ON THE FRONTLINES. You know who is fake and gay? My good friend, Dean Winchester, who put my gender in a blender and despite a wealth of prophecy, foreshadowing, and the themes of the show for 5-9 seasons, died of a rusty nail while SAM LIVED AND GREW OLD IN A PARTY CITY CLEARANCE WIG

[sea-lanterns]

STOP I HAD YELAN IN MIND WHEN WRITING THE CHILL COURTESAN V. TRAINWRECK NAVIA LMAO. I didn’t wanna ruin the vibe with the wrong character though so I just did “Chill courtesan”

Who would be calm in order of nation:

Lisa, Rosaria, Beidou, Yelan, Hu Tao is rapping in the lobby of the ER, Shenhe is calm but if something happened to you or the baby just know the whole hospital will be ground 0 in .5 seconds, Ningguang, Shogun is the same as Shenhe. Will restrain, but will fuck shit up if something happens to you or the child. Dehya’s mostly calm if not jittery, subtle enough it’s mistakable for being hopped on caffeine. Candace trusts the nurses/doctors, Chevruse.

Who would not be calm: Shaking like a damn leaf; Sucrose, Noelle, Xinyan,Ganyu, Ayaka, Yoimiya, Kirara, Navia

Is sort of calm but needs isolation, will elbow you in the throat if you scare them: Eula, Mona, Rosaria, Keqing, Chevruse, CHIORI

It’s 1:11 am for me I’m tired I’d finish this but I literally am half asleep 🥲..

Can I be 🪼 anon?

Side note: I don’t write for Noelle, Xinyan or Kirara because their ages are ambiguous/I see them as minors. If you want to see the list of female characters I don’t write for, you can check the rules page and scroll all the way down to the bottom!

Anyways, this list is pretty accurate LMAO. I love how both of my favorite genshin women (Navia and Ganyu) are just absolutely shaking like leaves while the Empress is in labor. Courtesan Shenhe however, I feel would be very calm, yet very be panicky at the same time. Shes composed on the surface, but Shenhe is like…grabbing everything she could hold in her arms to the delivery room because “what if my Empress needs them? 🥺”

Also Shenhe: *brings a whole PlayStation console for the Empress*

I just feel like Courtesans Shenhe, Beidou, and Dehya would bring the most unnecessary stuff for the Empress in case she needs anything. Also, kinda hilarious how Eula or Chiori appear calm on the surface, but if you accidentally startle them during labor, they will punch someone.

I imagine that the first time the Empress screams, Eula, Chiori, Rosaria, etc. believe they are being attacked so they just punch the closest person to them (who just so happens to be a poor courtesan standing around) and it’s chaotic af

Yeah…the Empress’ deliveries are always chaotic thanks to all her courtesans’ shenanigans 😅

[summerskies]

Constantly caught between (wow what a pretty and seemingly nice man who also plays hockey) and (oh boy that is absolutely a violently conservative right wing man who plays hockey)

[lilacstarshine6]

How I’ve been looking every time I open the news for the past week

[spookyuu]

@pillowspace come get your boys, they're eating all the food in my pantry.

@madame-mongoose asked for a mukbang au eclipse so I designed him and it quickly slipped into drawing all three so I guess here they are. Can we all pretend they're NOT from weird mukbang videos? please? I love their designs so much actually and its hurting knowing where they come from.

[cosmictap]

Unfortunately for everyone who knows me, whenever someone even vaguely mentions Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand, i get the inexplicable urge to pick up my bass.

Once i actually get good you’re all DONE for trust

[123itsbri]

my god awful contributions to tonight's aggie with @cryptid-gore-arts​ and @sinisister707​