jasnah had been giving me ace vibes all throughout the books, and i just looked it up and it's confirmed! there's a wob specifying it!

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jasnah had been giving me ace vibes all throughout the books, and i just looked it up and it's confirmed! there's a wob specifying it!
Showing your new girl your hobbies.
Okay we know Jester has claimed Caleb as one of her Maids of Honour, but consider....
Caleb decides to be the wedding planner.
Makes two simulacrums of himself for both the bride and groom.
Jester: Cayleeeeb you're supposed to be spending time with us and besides your 'Pumat' is really weird!
Caleb: I don't know what you mean. I modified both of them to suit the 'vibes' of the wedding party.
In the background Beau and Groomsman!Caleb (both in tuxes) both furiously doing pushups and Fjord yelling at both of them about cheating.
And Bridesmaid!Caleb (absolutely in the pinkest frilliest thing jester could design) is casting a spell to make the armour of: Truthbearer! Fabled plate of Uther Vendrock have a symbol of the platinum dragon look like a dick.
Briaus: come on man!
Jester: like they're pretty cool but also they're not YOU and it's really weird when he giggles.... (They both watch Bridal Party Caleb as he's beaming ear to ear)
Caleb: ... Ja, that's freaky. But I want to be there for you and for him and for both of you! Look how much there is to do!
Beau: arm wrestle me!
Groom Party Caleb: bring it Lionett!
Screaming and fire in background as Veth and Bridal Caleb blow something up.
Jester: it's just a lot Caleb, and like, this is me saying it.
Caleb: ... Ja...
WIP
eww gross an armm
cas fixing dean. one creampie at a time
having read ibsen's dolls house (and knowing that the mc's name is nora) and knowing that you're norwegian results in me imagining you wearing incredibly elaborate pre industrial revolution clothes and drinking tea in china cups when you answer asks
this would be a lot cooler than the reality in which i'm walking around in sweatpants drinking monster
Honesty Hour! Why is your wife soooo cool? aksjdf
F/M/K: Lou Ferrigno Jr, Tommy Kinard, Trent Fox
MUAH 😘
Boy I wonder who this could be!
Fuck Tommy Kinard, non stop, no breaks needed
Marry Lou Ferrigno Jr. cause he is a BABY (Lou hmu I can get a divorce so quick)
Kill Trent Fox cause lord have mercy that man is a fucking menace
Honesty Hour!!