#alyshmally

[pharawee]

I haven't played inquisition yet and i set your inquisitor to my friend and asked if he was a romance option... Nope! I was very disappointed. But your inquisitor is too pretty. He must romance himself. too hot to trot.

Haha aw ... :’D

But believe me, he’s already very much in love with himself.

[heygraciela]

alyshmally replied to your photo “Throwback to when my dad had hair, my sister was taller than me, my...”

i love that not only do u and ur sister have matching dresses but ur parents match too. Where did they go to get this great deal on matching shirt/dresses???

lolol. my mom’s sister is a seamstress and she always made matching outfits for us haha

[thesebonesdontlie]

alyshmally replied to your post “I love you. c:”

Lol omg no u reblogged that people can confess their love for you. Walnut

haha whoops thanks boo

[thesebonesdontlie]

I love you. c:

uh oh did i do something drunk

[gunsmoke-whitney]

Hey thought of six more. A doberman in a leather vest and sunglasses, Solas, some poor guy with a cheerios box stuck on his head, the Enterprise, Thane but only from the text posts where he goes 'SPREAD YOUR MATTER TO THE SEA', and Ian Malcolm.

Push off a cliff: The Enterprise. But only because I know she can take it. She’s a goddamn spaceship, for fucks sake.Kiss: THANE. But only if he groans “THE STRAIN IS…SUBSTANTIAL…”Marry: Jurassic Park-era Jeff Goldblum? Sign. Me. The. Fuck. Up.Set on Fire: The idiot stuck in the Cheerios box. He’ll never see it coming.Wrap a Blanket around: That fade-loving hobo apostate nerd probably gets cold up there in the Frostbacks. He needs a blanket. Be Roommates with: That kick-ass doberman, man. 

[gunsmoke-whitney]

Six characters: Garrus Vakarian, that weird shit sticker set on Facebook, Snape, GLaDOS as potato, Bard the Bowman, Jareth the Goblin King.

Ugh, you and your weird fascination with those shit stickers. Anyway.

Push off a cliff: The sociopathic potato. She’s great and all, until she figures out how to kill me.Kiss: Bard. Shameless makeouts with the Bowman, but he has kids. I’m not ready for that kind of commitment.Marry: The sniper rebel of my heart, Garrus ‘Archangel’ Vakarian. Alien boyfriend forever.Set on Fire: YOUR DUMB SHIT STICKERS, MY GOD.Wrap a Blanket around: Snape. Highly problematic, but not so problematic I feel the need to drop him off a cliff.Be Roommates with: Jareth. Once I got used to all the glitter, I’m sure we’d get along just fine. Also, shamelessly wanna borrow his clothes.

[gunsmoke-whitney]

So this “Love Your Artist” deal is floating around, and I just wanted to offer a little love to all the artists I follow on this garbage heap I call home. Most of it is Dragon Age, because I’m fandom trash, and I don’t interact regularly with the majority of you, but that doesn’t mean I don’t absolutely adore you. So here goes nothing.

First, my precious cinnamon roll and irl friend alyshmally who writes really excellent Labyrinth drabbles and fics. She’s also a quality human, so I highly recommend you check her out.

wardenaeducan writes some quality Dragon Age fics, and possesses a love for the dwarves of Thedas that is absolutely unmatched. Also, she’s spectacularly generous to other artists here on tumblr and boasts an enviable collection of commissioned fan art, much of it featuring my favorite problematic lumberjack, Blackwall. 

I’m pretty new to elfrooted​, but I like what I’ve seen so far. Lots and lots of smutty, smutty Chantry Boys. If you’re looking for some top-shelf quality Cullistair, look no further.

siriusdraws. Where do I even begin. Dragon Age illustrations and comics that make my cry. An art style I would quite literally kill a man for. GO. Follow. You won’t regret it. I promise.

mortinfamiart now has an etsy store, and I have every intention of using part of my next paycheck to purchase some new cubicle wall art from her. Another art style to die for and some really fabulous OCs.

needlesslycryptic is yet another artist, whose style has so much depth and texture and life that I can’t even. 

hallianna wrote some of my favorite Dragon Age fics. The kind that I sneakily read at work while sincerely hoping that no one would know that I was reading the smuttiest of smut at my desk. 

If you want even more Dragon Age fics, then check out khirsahle. As The World Falls Down is, and will always be, one of my all-time favorite fics. Like, just, yeah. If you haven’t read it, it’s a winner. 

Another irl friend, heartoftungsten actually isn’t one of my fandom artists. She writes and draws some really delightful original works and would be a quality addition to EVERYONE’S dash. 

ohgodsalazarwhy feeds my Adoribull guilty pleasures. 

I undoubtedly missed someone, but these are the people who make my days a bit brighter on a very, very regular basis. Keep being amazing human beings, all of you. 

Thanks.

[gunsmoke-whitney]

Five Things You'd Put in a Pentagram to Summon Me; a good fantasy novel, the deed to a really old fixer-upper house that's probs haunted idk man I wouldn't live there but I know you would, white chocolate cranberry blondie bars, bumper stickers, and hard cider.

YAAAASSSSS. those cranberry bar things though, that’s probably the only thing I miss about college dining hall food… and more bumper stickers to apply while drinking hard cider, reading my book and trying to find someone to perform an exorcism. Perfect.