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Jaune: ON YOUR FEET SOLDIER! These Grimm won't let us rest!

Sun: But sir! I don't understand!

Jaune: What don't you understand about this situation son!?

Sun: Where are all the Grimm Babes!? Where are all the Faunus Babes!? Where are all the babes in general!?

Jaune: ...

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I actually did this before, but fuck it. We ball...

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Jaune: (Sits down with Sun, Pulls out flask) Yeah, it breaks your heart, doesn't it?

Sun: (Points)

HOW AM I S'POSED TO FUCK THAT?!

The truth will set you free via gaming

Backpack. Nobody ever talks about the hygiene of adventuring... Comic by @Alzwards_Corner patreon.com/alzward

Mercury: I call upon my patron, Sustrai the Thief, to steal the souls of my enemy! Fulfill our pact and grant me the power to slaughter my enemies!

Emerald: (Hooded figure of Emerald breathes green smoke from behind)

Jaune: I call upon my patron, Nikos the Champion.

Pyrrha: (In golden armor and scarlet robes) And where is my offering, pet~?

Jaune: After, when we have some... privacy.

Pyrrha: Oh, you tease~.

Jaune: Ack! H-Hey! Not in front of our enemies?

Mercury: ...How come you don't do that for-?

Emerald: SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.

A modest proposal via comics

Port: ON YOUR FEET, LAD! THESE BEASTS WON'T LET US REST!

Cardin: Sir, I-I don't understand! This is my first encounter with these Grimm. Why is it like this?!

Port: Lad, if I could tell you, I-

Cardin: Where are the hot Grimm ladies?!

Port: Excuse me?

Cardin: There are supposed to be sexy, bangable humanoid Grimm! It's the whole reason I enlisted! Where are there?!

Port: (Sets down Blowhard, Pulls a flask out of his pocket) Yes, it's disheartening, to say the least.

Cardin: (Points at The Apathy) HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCK WITH THAT?!

The process to buying snacks via comics

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