#amounts

[itachan912]

I'm casually having the hardest, firmest, most stinging boner for Doffy daily (I'm a girl)

[seveneyesoup]

new years resolutions

get gayer

and more transgender

try more sex things

drink blood or someghing idek

[thegrovekeeper-na]

Me five minutes after finishing my tea:

[murumokirby360]

Top 10 Foods With Highest Amounts of Sugar

[bryantmcgill]

Endless amounts of love and hate are available to you from others; the defining question of your life is what you let in. — Bryant McGill, New Exclusive Content >> https://SimpleReminders.com

[trumptweettrack]

Our Analysis

There is a 34% chance that Donald Trump wrote this tweet himself.

Word probabilities: 11/88 (Trump/Staff) Time probabilities: 96/3 (Trump/Staff) Metadata probabilities: 15/84 (Trump/Staff) Posted at: Sun Jan 20 07:59:35 2019 EST [Link] Tweet Source: Twitter for iPhone

The most informative terms in this tweet were: careful (Trump, 2.3:1), try (Trump, 2.3:1), large (Trump, 2.5:1), country (Trump, 2.1:1), tremendous (Trump, 1.8:1), near (Trump, 1.4:1), record (Trump, 1.7:1), amazing (Other, 1.3:1), big (Trump, 8.2:1), bad (Trump, 4.2:1), little (Trump, 1.2:1), good (Trump, 16.4:1), old (Trump, 2.5:1), right (Other, 1.9:1), ! (Trump, 1.3:1)

A computer sees the following emotions in this tweet (NRC): {'surprise': 1, 'joy': 1, 'anticipation': 1, 'anger': 1, 'sadness': 2, 'trust': 2, 'disgust': 2, 'negative': 3, 'positive': 2, 'fear': 2}

Grade level of this tweet (Flesch-Kincaid): 4.4

Be careful and try staying in your house. Large parts of the Country are suffering from tremendous amounts of snow and near record setting cold. Amazing how big this system is. Wouldn’t be bad to have a little of that good old fashioned Global Warming right now!

-Some random staffer (possibly Dan Scavino), on behalf of President Donald J. Trump

[just-call-me-ella]

My stomach can eat so little food now before becoming ill that my eating today sounds like a vegan on a diet.

1/3 cup oatmeal with cranberries.

1 fruit cup

1/2 apple with 1 spoonful peanut butter

and those are all separate meals, not just what I had for breakfast.