#and cursed

[enderon]

Im playing wobbledogs and naming dogs after Dispatch characters. Here are Robert and Flambae's cursed offspring. (unfortunately Robert died before they could have more)

[fionaneedsamango]

The top 10 things that'd happen in "Paris took Penelope instead of Helen AU." (according to me):

1. Hector, Patroclus & Achilles will all die because they love narrative doom.

2. Penelope and Andromache would become (more than) friends and spend time at the loom.

3. Odysseus goes nuts like Diomedes in his arestia.

4. Some canon things remain the same?? (Trojans blaming Penelope, Priam and Hector being friendly to her..etc)

5. Aphrodite and Athena would be constantly arguing because Athena is yk, obviously with Odysseus.

6. When the Trojan horse comes in, instead of mimicking the voices of their wives (like Helen did) as a test, Penelope would know ts is NOT a truce offering because she KNOWS her husband and his things.

7. Penelope would help in the killing of the Trojans? (Like Helen did in the fall of troy in some texts)

8. Odysseus would kill Paris. No negotiations. Rip.

9. Would you fall in love with me again but everyone is dying in the background.

10. ..yay, a cursed happy ending!

Plot twist:

Penelope says she likes Andromache now and they both just run away to Italy with Aeneas' crew and Odysseus settles in with Diomedes.

[decaffeinatedcupcakekid]

Calamity!Xie Lian au except ghost city is literally full of Xianle citizens who turned into ghosts and they’re all silently judging their crown princes taste in men. Like they can excuse him for not saving them but his horrid taste disappoints them all on a universal level.

[kishibedefender]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS

[twiniverse]

Oh... I should probably mention that I over worked my arm and now I'm not supposed to use it for art for like a month...

And even if I could my computer doesn't work anymore...

...sorry...

Check out my store? Money helps. I need a new computer and I'm unwilling to take donations. I'm working on a new pin set, too. Hopefully you'll all like them. It'll go to Kickstarter once they're finished but I'll do a little promoting before launching. Trying to market myself better? Idk. Here's my shop, it has gay bees and Christmas cats; https://www.etsy.com/shop/peregrinvirtual/

[readbyred]

What if the rebellious bard and the emperor’s loyal puppet scout were sibs and got to just lovingly annoy each other and hang out

[demonwield]

     I am Yomihime. 

          Akame. 

               I won’t forget your NAME, Akame. 

Hinowa ga CRUSH! Ch. 6 - Tears (Pt2)